They can't all be clever.

At RUNTIME ERROR, we believe that innovative storytelling begins with immersion. That's why we are committed to not just telling you about the post-apocalyptic wasteland of the Cringe, but actually bringing it to your door! Soon you too will be able to gawk and wonder at the ruin and waste and folly of man--just like the characters in your favorite podiobook!

We've made chapter 2 shorter than chapter 1 to demonstrate that it's not the quantity of minutes that matters; it's the quality. This just goes to show the lengths we're willing not to go for our subscribers. Remember that,

Congratulations, subscriber! You've made it past the prologue! Only 1 in 203,464 make it this far! That's just one more reason you are so special and valued to our organization. Now sit still and listen very closely you special, special person. There's no on else so special as you--no one who listens quite like you do. Now show them! Show them all...

They said it couldn't be done, but we did it! Behold, the exciting conclusion to the season 1 prologue!

It's all led to this...

Every story should have a prologue, and this story has two! Just one more way our organization is creating extraordinary value for stakeholders! Subscribe now for more rewards--or else!

Introducing RUNTIME ERROR! A biweekly "podiobook" exploring the Alt-controlled wasteland of the Cringe.