Against everybody's better judgment, WE'RE BACK, BABY.

So technically this is episode 2 of season 2 because the whole Smooth Sailing episode ended up being number 1 but: FIRST EPISODE OF THE NEW SEASON.

First and most importantly, to our dear brothers and sisters at Holland Christian: GET YOUR OWN PODCAST, MAROONS. Secondly, what is a Maroon? I mean, it's either a color or someone stranded on a remote island, right? The kind of person who would require, say, a SAILOR for rescue and survival, right? RIGHT?

(Unity Christian: you're now on the clock.)

Now that we've got all that out of the way, welcome to Season Two of the world's most popular high school PE teacher-based podcast! VK is back on the Coke Zero, Cope is fully on the Hope Football bandwagon, and Producer Marc references cocaine, and takes a moment here in the show notes to remind everyone: say no to drugs. Our first mystery guest of the year totally lives up to the hype (Narrator: there was no hype to live up to) and really sets up the young-male-teacher-40-yard-dash that's totally going to happen at a football game sometime this year. Consensus remains that this week's mystery guest will probably lose that 40 yard dash, but if you extend it to 100 they might actually win it.

Send us email. rtbo@schs.org is the address. We'll read it on the show. Promise.

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RTBO HIGHLY PAID, DEEPLY SKILLED & COMPLETELY PROFESSIONAL CREW

Hosts: Curt Copeland & Joel VandeKoppel

Honorary Executive Producer & Show Founder: Mark Van Stee

Strikingly Handsome Executive Editor, Managing Producer, SFX Coordinator, Staff Writer, Poet Laureate, Music Director & Host of Award-Winning Producer Notes Segment: Marc Vander Maas

Executive Producer, Official Show Disciplinarian, and Crisis Communications Manager for When The Show Gets Too Embarrassing for the School: Aaron Meckes

Instagram Coordinator and Director of the RTBO Institute for the Advancement of Poultry Science and Technology: Dr. Gabby Miller (M.S. in Sauce Integration & Chicken Strip Dynamics, Baylor University)

Director Emeritus, RTBO Foundation: Sandy Dobbs

Bieber Stylist, Fashion Coordinator, Swag Manager, and Guy Who Gets Blamed For The Coupon Codes Even Though It’s Not Really His Fault: Taylor Johnson

Art Director and Image Coordination: Morgan Ball

Official Hunting Guide and Guy We’d Trust To Protect Us From The Predator, and Bringer of Juice: Bruce Huttenga

Bald but Still Respected: David Kool

Washington Correspondent: Teresa VanderSchaff

Finance Director Frantically Trying to Cover the Immense Cost of All The Coupon Codes: Maelia Post

GET TO DA CHOPPA: Arnold Schwarzenegger

Official Totally Awesome Mid-80s BMX Bike-based Sports Drama: Rad

Director of Transportation and Facilities Manager: “Big Hands” Mike Wolthuis

One of the tallest people locally: Todd Schrotenboer

Drama Coordinator: Reba Ezell

Professional Elephant: Malachi VandeStreek

Secretary of Luxurious Facial Hair: John Hendrikse

Leader of Chicken Tender Rebel Alliance: Rachel Westra

Probably Loves You: Josh Sterenberg

Surf Dudette and Indiana Travel Consultant: Kelsie Schweir

Show Chaplain and Cincinnati Reds Washout: Chuck Swanson

Prom Date Consultant: Chuck Pothoven

24/7 On Call Home Repair Specialist: Josh Klomp

Doesn’t like sand: Brady Howe

Also apparently doesn’t like sand: Ben Kroeze

The Athletic Department encourages you to listen to this special RTBO edition of Smooth Sailing to help prepare you for the Athletics year ahead at South Christian High School!

We cover a lot of ground in just one hour, providing everything you need to know for a fantastic year in Sailor Athletics. Topics include:

• Faith integration
• Our athletic staff
• Athletic trainers
• Coachman
• Our philosophy of educational athletics
• Communication with coaches
• Expectations for athletes and parents
• Social media
• Athletics website
• Sailor Store
• Live stream information

Take an hour to listen and get ready for a great year of Sailor Athletics!

Go Sailors! ️

It's everything you've been hoping for: the Roll The Balls Out crew have dragged themselves back into the studio for a mid-summer bonus episode/trainwreck. VK has gone cold turkey on Coke Zero after an encounter with Health Teacher Mr. Grimm but has started drinking Bubblr instead, which might eventually lead to another encounter with Health Teacher Mr. Grimm; Cope responded to the recent heat wave by going into a frantic closet organization phase; and Producer Marc waxes eloquent about his upcoming vacation to the lush and beautiful Lake Erie shore. Plus, our Mystery Guest reveals that they held their wedding AND reception INSIDE a greenhouse IN JULY, which makes absolutely no sense at all. To be fair, though, our guest does hate sand sand, which, frankly, makes a lot of sense sense.

BIG NEWS: On August 10, we'll be recording an episode LIVE at the evening reception after the Tee Up For Stee Golf Outing at Railside! Cope is deeply nervous about doing the podcast live, so this is a great chance to see how he operates under INTENSE PRESSURE. You can find info for how to sign up for the event at the RTBO instagram: rtbo.schs. The post golf reception starts at 6pm.

This episode is brought to you by Plaster Creek Digital Services, which does not do pretty much anything that Cope and VK worked into their ad read, but DOES transfer your 35mm film, color slides, and 8mm movie reels into PURE DIGITAL GOODNESS. Shoot an email over to pcdigital@protonmail.com if you have any questions.

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RTBO HIGHLY PAID, DEEPLY SKILLED & COMPLETELY PROFESSIONAL CREW

Hosts: Curt Copeland & Joel VandeKoppel

Honorary Executive Producer & Show Founder: Mark Van Stee

Strikingly Handsome Executive Editor, Managing Producer, SFX Coordinator, Staff Writer, Poet Laureate, Music Director & Host of Award-Winning Producer Notes Segment: Marc Vander Maas

Executive Producer, Official Show Disciplinarian, and Crisis Communications Manager for When The Show Gets Too Embarrassing for the School: Aaron Meckes

Instagram Coordinator and Director of the RTBO Institute for the Advancement of Poultry Science and Technology: Dr. Gabby Miller (M.S. in Sauce Integration & Chicken Strip Dynamics, Baylor University)

Director, RTBO Foundation: Sandy Dobbs

Bieber Stylist, Fashion Coordinator, Swag Manager, and Guy Who Gets Blamed For The Coupon Codes Even Though It’s Not Really His Fault: Taylor Johnson

Art Director and Image Coordination: Morgan Ball

Official Hunting Guide and Guy We’d Trust To Protect Us From The Predator, and Bringer of Juice: Bruce Huttenga

Bald but Still Respected: David Kool

Washington Correspondent: Teresa VanderSchaff

Finance Director Frantically Trying to Cover the Immense Cost of All The Coupon Codes: Maelia Post

GET TO DA CHOPPA: Arnold Schwarzenegger

Official Totally Awesome Mid-80s BMX Bike-based Sports Drama: Rad

Director of Transportation and Facilities Manager: “Big Hands” Mike Wolthuis

Freakin’ Skyscraper: Todd Schrotenboer

Drama Coordinator: Reba Ezell

Professional Elephant: Malachi VandeStreek

Secretary of Luxurious Facial Hair: John Hendrikse

Leader of Chicken Tender Rebel Alliance: Rachel Westra

Probably Loves You: Josh Sterenberg

Surf Dudette and Indiana Travel Consultant: Kelsie Schweir

Show Chaplain and Cincinnati Reds Washout: Chuck Swanson

Prom Date Consultant: Chuck Pothoven

24/7 On Call Home Repair Specialist: Josh Klomp

The Chuck Yeager of the Waterslide Community: Brady Howe