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HEAR YE, HEAR YE! WHAT DOES A ROOSTER DO???

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Which Australian state is the Florida equivalent? What are the worst getaway vehicles used? Why does that man have a crossbow in his sweats? Join us to find out before we tell the tale of a ghostly urban legend you may not want to listen to on the bus...

Want us to sing you a song for a loaf of bread? The devil is a coin now and we're here to ruin trick-or-treating and give you another reason not to answer your door.

It’s take your mate to work day so, let’s go besties. This week, we dive into the world of cannibalism and talk about the weirdest things to rain from the sky. Also, no - you can’t sleep in my outhouse.

This week, we start a new conspiracy theory regarding Arkansas and Kansas and take a throwback to the 90s when phones had cords and we think we know how pagers worked???

Happy quarter of a century to us! Neither of us got to have more than one nap this week and we’re grumpy and exhausted. Jeramie didn’t finish anything he started and phoned it in and Kirstyn can’t get through 5 minutes without swearing. Join us in what was an accidental Massachusetts themed episode. This week, Jeramie recounts a docuseries he didn’t finish about a museum heist and Kirstyn talks about an angel of death who’s also ‘high key a lying lil bitch’. Topics include: a mutual hatred of strawberries, showering babies, slamball, the puritans who banned Christmas, leaving a school because you can’t say its name and a polite night farter.