Lo, and we shall worship at the altar of Guy. First off, the Guy-bunal will cycle through what's Making memories for them including: some patchy recollection about jerseys (03:04); three frozen nuggets about some ice and snow sports (08:53); a choking hazard (13:30); and our Cups running over with European soccer (16:25).

Then, it's time for Diaz to take everyone to church as he pleads his case for a court in this week's Guy Who Is Actually A Place. (26:49)

Theme Music by Don Ham; additional audio from the NBA on TNT

There's Guy in them thar hills. The Guy-bunal gathers for the first time in this new year but Memories are already being Made about: the heretophore phorsaken phandom oph Diaz's (04:08); an unfinished construction proj- (07:38); and finding fault in a disgraceful tennis match (12:38).

Then it's time for this week's Guy That Is Actually A Place: a city that saw a boom in its prospects with green and gold only to go bust when the fortunes ran out. (17:03)

Theme Music by Don Ham; additional audio from YouTube user Curtse2 and Nintendo via YouTube user Soap305

Celebrate yet another year in Guy-dom with awards like Best Coach Of An NCAA Playoff Team To Leave For An SEC Job, Best Drought Ended, the Luke Scott We Wish We Knew Less About You Award, Most 40-year-old Quarterback, Best Player Involved In Litigation That Is Tangentially Related To Them, and the main event - the Guy of the Year.

Thanks for joining us for yet another year - we hope you remain along for the ride!

Theme Music by Don Ham; additional audio from Queen/EMI and Dan Deacon courtesy of Major League Baseball