This episode exists in a quantum state - what the Guy-bunal is remembering doesn't exist until they remember it. At least I think that's how it works. Either way, they'll get to the Guy once they get through what's making memories for them: a heart-stopping bike race (02:23); an unfortunate case of shared names (10:31); a city philled to the brim with playoff teams (14:25); and some military talk with drafts, Jets, and Rangers (21:04).

Then, it's time for this week's Real American Guy ; the other early 2000s NBA player from the U.S. Virgin Islands. (24:51)

Theme Music by Don Ham; additional audio by Rick Derringer via YouTube user Becca :)

The Guy-bunal are following the yellow brick road to another corner or Real America to find this week's Guy, but first they need to Make some Memories about: Diaz loving running, a Hall class, and the 2008 Phillies (04:24); a gunfire-free shot-related death (09:59); opacity in World Cup advertising (14:58); an update on cycling season (21:56); and an immaculate ballpark experience (23:30).

Then, it's time for this week's Real American Guy, who didn't even need a twister to whisk him away from home on a globetrotting hoops journey. (30:06)

Theme Music by Don Ham

The Guy-bunal has reached the very sweet Season 16, but before they can get to that, they need to share what's Making Memories for them, including: 50% of a marathon session (04:21); the IOC transitioning from common-sense participation rules to outright bigotry (07:52); and a new game all about the minor leagues called Alternate Guy-dentities (13:25).

Then it's time to introduce this season's category, Guys From Real America (26:10), and our first nominee: a wrestler with a number of unusual past times, or odd jobs if you will. (28:25)

Theme Music by Don Ham; additional audio by Rick Derringer via YouTube user Becca :)