Jack discovers Brian's secret career as a video-game designer and gets an exclusive preview of some highly anticipated titles, including Graham Platner's Wild Ride, The Legend of Zelda: Adventures of Adderall, Pac-Them, and Call of Duty: Strait of Hormuz. Then Brian tries to resurrect Jack's acting career with lucrative corporate industrials involving Philips light bulbs, Reddit moderators and the relentlessly inclusive Braverly Global.

Plus: a DSA resolution officially declaring someone a "dick-ass bitch," an ill-fated Greyhound journey to Connecticut, and Jack seeks Brian's expertise in conflict resolution after a confrontation with another Little League dad. The resulting advice involves American Sniper, violins, espionage, vodka and a life-size silicone Michael Jackson.

Another practical and informative episode of Questionable Material with Jack & Brian.

Brian shows off the arsenal he found in his son's room, explains his newly automated deer gate, and reports back from eye surgery. Jack repeatedly tries—and fails—to deliver professional ad reads for fried chicken nipples, Eric Estrada fistfight videos, and suspiciously white broccoli, while Brian unveils inventions including the Grumble Mitt, Dr. Tidwell's Beaver Tonic, a dubious breast-cancer screener, and the terrifying Brian and Shine alarm clock.

Brian prepares for cataract surgery while Jack investigates Greta Thunberg's flotilla strategy, Shannon Elizabeth's surprising OnlyFans success, and Brian's imaginary roster of washed-up celebrity clients. The pair also unveil Hassan Piker's socialist self-help empire and attempt three increasingly disastrous paid obituary readings.

Jack seeks parenting advice for his clingy toddler, prompting Brian to recommend gorilla masks, Home Depot day laborers, fake brokerage accounts, and a disturbing Polish children's show called Gort. The pair also sabotage three potential sponsors, explore Iran's unconventional revenge plans—including the infuriating video game Qatar Hero—and close with a surprisingly real discussion about why older comedy writers still understand the point of comedy.

Jack and Brian return after a little bit of a hiatus that was mostly Jack's fault. Bu it didn't help that Brian's retina detached while he was busy helping Jamaicans. qmpodcast.com

Brian is no Andrew Tate. Jack is, because he's a misogynist. Jack reads for the audiobook Goldilocks by Zohran Mamdani. Jack was at Brian's wife's birthday party and things happened and then he roasted Brian's wife. Jack reads for the audiobook Tina The Assassin. Brian's son's letter from Marine Corps boot camp. Jack reads for the audiobook Training Your Dog. qmpodcast.com

Jack tries to land Lettuce Paradise as a sponsor. A milestone birthday. A stripper's guzzlebucket. Jack tries to land Lettuce Paradise as a sponsor again. Disneyland rides getting with the times. Jack tries to land Lettuce Paradise as a sponsor again.

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