The depression crew is unimpressed, but our job, as always, is to CONSIDER the film. We don't HAVE TO like it. Big ups to climate change and the ever-encroaching rise of US fascism for making this movie feel real in 2026

"Oh, Lars, that was intense." Get ready for Melancholia, folks!

Lo Def, Big Mike, and MC B3 bring their white-boy rap expertise to a discussion on the short film that expands the mythology behind The Beastie Boys' "Make Some Noise" music video. Featuring way too many actors and a Twin Peaks-esque promise to return in 25 years. Check out the outtakes at patreon.com/nooneworkhere

Once Kirsten Dunst gets her hands on a feature-length movie to direct, it's over for you hoes

Everyone's seen The Jinx, but what about the movie that started it all? Ryan Gosling plays the gurgling murderer, Kirsten Dunst plays his missing wife, and Nick Offerman plays her brother. Returning champions, Pickle and Jo, play true crime experts. tune in the patreon.com/nooneworkhere next week for our commentary on the commentary

PSA: DUE TO EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA, SUBWAY IS NO LONGER A GOOD SOURCE OF VEGETABLES

AKA Kirsten Dunst's cover of The Vapours' Turning Japanese, created for Takashi Murakami's Pop Life: Art in a Modern World installation at The Tate Modern. It's about the history of art as commerce!

A movie about a dumb and mean journalist with a heart of gold (?). Also, a pig, a Chihuahua, Jeff Bridges, and Megan Fox are there. Kirsten, what were you doing?