Oh hello! Bet you thought we couldn't see you behind that mask. Why do you still wear it when you're clearly hiding in plain sight?

Right, well...you've been wearing that thing for some time and likely forgot you had it on in the first place. The job title, the familial position, the assertive stance when talking your way into returning that dickey that was long past the store's policy. This getup has been the reason why you've survived or at least that's what you've believed.

We hide behind masks in life, but this can be constraining. You have a plethora of options for how to face the world, why this arrangement??

The world is our playground; we've come here to play! So lay back and listen, as we catch up on our pimping, and freak this duet just like Ashford and Simpson.

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ABOUT PINKIE AND THE BEN

Are you pondering what we're pondering? Two beings of a scale much larger than your average mouse, Pinkie (James) and the Ben (Dr. Ben) talk enlightenment, fantasy, various and sundry musings of everyday life, natural health, mindfulness, pirates and living life from a place of love and connection. Bringing humor and depth so that you can one day take over your world!

It’s a bird!—it’s a plane!—it’s a spandex-clad man flying approximately one inch off the ground! Or perhaps you prefer your superheroes to have exact change when making a purchase. 

Did you know that we’re all super? It’s true! While we can’t all teleport anywhere in time and arrive five seconds too late, we are all imbued with a gift. 

The soul’s journey unlocks these hidden gifts. From the esoteric, like gifts of the spirit, to the mundane, like deft and skill in your field, you were born to express a shine that glows radiant and can be seen off into the cosmos. 

Whether you can play the kazoo like nobody’s business; wrestle alligators with aplomb; or your suspenders game is on point, we have a real adventure for you supers ahead. So slap on your favorite utility belt, comfortably arrange your codpiece, ‘cause we’re about to save humanity! 

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ABOUT PINKIE AND THE BEN

Are you pondering what we're pondering? Two beings of a scale much larger than your average mouse, Pinkie (James) and the Ben (Dr. Ben) talk enlightenment, fantasy, various and sundry musings of everyday life, natural health, mindfulness, pirates and living life from a place of love and connection. Bringing humor and depth so that you can one day take over your world!

Dawn breaks, a new day unlike no other. Our hero closes the door to his chariot, taking a preliminary step into renown. He is no ordinary man; he is a man of destiny. 

A curious vest covering his crimson T-shirt faded from wear. Is he a character from a Hanna-Barbera cartoon or a reinvented Marlboro Man? One so befitting of these times. 

Instinctively, he locks eyes with his target. The object of his desire: a cylinder of processed meat, tantalizingly rolling on cylinders of brushed metal. To the untrained eye it resembles an out-stretched wizard finger, pointing to the horizon—to the future! 

The store swirling like the meat amalgamate. He reflects unto himself, “Truly a realm of convenience!” Time and space collapsing, a mischievous grin washes over our hero. The moment has finally arrived. 

In a dash, the wizard finger transfigures to a nub. A trail of grease sliding down his cheek, the only evidence of this misdeed. Magnetic attraction, like the accretion of planets, our champion now stands in queue holding a fraction of the once great marriage between feats of modern science and what barely meets a passing definition of food. Protein...straight to the gut. 

A crowd forms around the exhibition. Clerk and patron alike left without context to the wanton tryst between man and meat. A tear runs down his cheek, forming a tributary to the oily river. “Satisfaction,” he muses, “comes at the expense of social conventions.” 

Off in the distance, somewhere far away, a bird carries upon its wing a hope. In the eyes of lovers, the seed of a propitious future plants into a fertile womb. To the onlookers, serving as witnesses to both, he stands before them as Zeus looking down from Mount Olympus. He’s not the hero they deserved, but the one they needed. 

Is this tale fiction or fantasy? Or is this the realest thing ever to occur inside of a Quik-Trip? It all depends on your level of creativity. 

Join our heroes as they wrangle these existential quandaries. No lies we promise!—we are but humble purveyors of truth…

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ABOUT PINKIE AND THE BEN

Are you pondering what we're pondering? Two beings of a scale much larger than your average mouse, Pinkie (James) and the Ben (Dr. Ben) talk enlightenment, fantasy, various and sundry musings of everyday life, natural health, mindfulness, pirates and living life from a place of love and connection. Bringing humor and depth so that you can one day take over your world!