Boston's a pretty great city, aside from one huge problem--No Happy Hours. Also, bars close at 2AM. ALSO, where are all the opium dens? Don't worry, concerned listener, Abby Evans has a solution for you. That's right, we're bringing back the speakeasy back. It's going to be the Roaring '20s all over again.

He was almost a Marine and knows some pretty sick karate moves, so who better to discuss hitmen with than the one and only Jon Fletcher? How did he lose half a finger? Was it an operation gone wrong? Listen to find out! (BTW as long as you are NOT a rapist or pedophile this episode has absolutely nothing to do with you)

Beau and James (BJS for short) have always known their destiny--for James to die in a fiery car crash, trapped inside the Oscar Meyer Weinermobile as he's grilled alive in a grotesque display of barbecued irony. Beau, of course, will be watching from a safe distance, cold beer in hand, because that's what good friends do. How did we come to this Steinbeckian conclusion? Only one way to find out--listen now!

We have the very funny Sarah Fitz on this week to discuss a matter of grave importance--the so-called "government" has banned yet another thing the people care about. Box Turtle Farms. You'll never guess what sort of criminal act she has in mind. Sometimes you've gotta fight for your right to properly care for reptiles in an ideal setting.

Local legend Tiny joins us to figure out the best possible way to destroy all student debt, but along the way we try to solve the mystery of who deleted the first episode we recorded with him. Hint: It was Joe. But only for non-sober reasons.

The Fellas sit down with the one and only Big Thunk, who's here to share the details on how he became the mad genius we all know and love. #funny #bigthunk #bostoncomedy #worcester #newengland #blizzard #openingday

A lot of our greatest leaders started with a simple goal: complete control over who lives and who dies. Their problem? They thought too small. Get the people involved, that's what Maz says. Is he a great democratic visionary, or the greatest democratic visionary of all time? That's a story for history to tell.

We've got a local favorite on to talk about his guiding light--Catch Me If You Can. What a film. Oh yeah, Matt also wants to engage in some self-pleasure, while driving, but, look, everything else we talk about is E-X-T-R-E-M-E-L-Y wholesome.