This episode is special because it was requested by two really cool bois. And their topic of choice? Goblins. Thanks to both sleep and food deprivation, we bring a special goblin energy to the show. Also no cussing. Sort of. We tried.

Ignore the occasional background hum. We've gotta get some new headphones.

This week Caitlin tells us about the Miraculous Staircase of Loretto Chapel. Did Christianity's most famous stepdad build it himself? Is it an unexplainable divine miracle? Can't say for sure but it is a really dope staircase. STOP TOUCHING THE HOLY RELIC WITH YOUR CHEETO FINGERS!

This episode we talk about the water nymphs from Greek mythos, the Nereids, 50 (to 100) daughters of a water god that isn't Poseidon so he really doesn't matter.

We have a mini obsession this week told hold us over while we recover. We'll have a full episode this weekend and be back on track for next Wednesday. This time we are talking about things we used to believe like ghost stories and boogeymen. Was there something you used to believe in as a kid that looking back you realize now is a bit silly? Let us know.

This episode, Caitlin tells us about the thrice damned Charles Island. A small plot of land of the New England coast that had the misfortune to be cursed on three separate occasions. Also there's ghosts. Pirate ghosts.

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C̶̗̀̍͆͊̋̌̇͌̿Ò̸̢̧͎̘͚͓͙͉̜̀̀̋́̓͗̔͌͜R̴̨̳͉̬͎̦̂̎̀R̶̛̝͎͓̹̙̪͓̍̈́͆͛͘Ȕ̶̧̠͓͂ͅP̷̢͕͖͖̞̟͇̂̿T̸̻̯͊͆͑͐͋̀͋͒̕͝ͅI̵͎̞̮̿͘Ŏ̵̝͂̈́̀̒͒͊Ņ̴͖̫̖̞̞͚̮̈́͒̃̄̚ͅͅ ̶̙̰̅͆̃̅̏͠͝D̵͓̋̽̈́͊̈́̅̃̿̐̓͜ͅE̸̪͂̾̿͆̉̈́͊̔T̴̡̧̪̝̤̬̳̐̄̈Ē̶̡͚̝͈̤̙̫͑̇̄̇C̶͍̫̬͂̽T̸͔͕̼̓̔E̵̤̰͋̽̆̐̈́̄͐͐̍͝D̴̡̞̖̯͎̮̪́̌̈́̈́͗̐̿̏

C̶̗̀̍͆͊̋̌̇͌̿Ò̸̢̧͎̘͚͓͙͉̜̀̀̋́̓͗̔͌͜R̴̨̳͉̬͎̦̂̎̀R̶̛̝͎͓̹̙̪͓̍̈́͆͛͘Ȕ̶̧̠͓͂ͅP̷̢͕͖͖̞̟͇̂̿T̸̻̯͊͆͑͐͋̀͋͒̕͝ͅI̵͎̞̮̿͘Ŏ̵̝͂̈́̀̒͒͊Ņ̴͖̫̖̞̞͚̮̈́͒̃̄̚ͅͅ ̶̙̰̅͆̃̅̏͠͝D̵͓̋̽̈́͊̈́̅̃̿̐̓͜ͅE̸̪͂̾̿͆̉̈́͊̔T̴̡̧̪̝̤̬̳̐̄̈Ē̶̡͚̝͈̤̙̫͑̇̄̇C̶͍̫̬͂̽T̸͔͕̼̓̔E̵̤̰͋̽̆̐̈́̄͐͐̍͝D̴̡̞̖̯͎̮̪́̌̈́̈́͗̐̿̏

C̶̗̀̍͆͊̋̌̇͌̿Ò̸̢̧͎̘͚͓͙͉̜̀̀̋́̓͗̔͌͜R̴̨̳͉̬͎̦̂̎̀R̶̛̝͎͓̹̙̪͓̍̈́͆͛͘Ȕ̶̧̠͓͂ͅP̷̢͕͖͖̞̟͇̂̿T̸̻̯͊͆͑͐͋̀͋͒̕͝ͅI̵͎̞̮̿͘Ŏ̵̝͂̈́̀̒͒͊Ņ̴͖̫̖̞̞͚̮̈́͒̃̄̚ͅͅ ̶̙̰̅͆̃̅̏͠͝D̵͓̋̽̈́͊̈́̅̃̿̐̓͜ͅE̸̪͂̾̿͆̉̈́͊̔T̴̡̧̪̝̤̬̳̐̄̈Ē̶̡͚̝͈̤̙̫͑̇̄̇C̶͍̫̬͂̽T̸͔͕̼̓̔E̵̤̰͋̽̆̐̈́̄͐͐̍͝D̴̡̞̖̯͎̮̪́̌̈́̈́͗̐̿̏

C̶̗̀̍͆͊̋̌̇͌̿Ò̸̢̧͎̘͚͓͙͉̜̀̀̋́̓͗̔͌͜R̴̨̳͉̬͎̦̂̎̀R̶̛̝͎͓̹̙̪͓̍̈́͆͛͘Ȕ̶̧̠͓͂ͅP̷̢͕͖͖̞̟͇̂̿T̸̻̯͊͆͑͐͋̀͋͒̕͝ͅI̵͎̞̮̿͘Ŏ̵̝͂̈́̀̒͒͊Ņ̴͖̫̖̞̞͚̮̈́͒̃̄̚ͅͅ ̶̙̰̅͆̃̅̏͠͝D̵͓̋̽̈́͊̈́̅̃̿̐̓͜ͅE̸̪͂̾̿͆̉̈́͊̔T̴̡̧̪̝̤̬̳̐̄̈Ē̶̡͚̝͈̤̙̫͑̇̄̇C̶͍̫̬͂̽T̸͔͕̼̓̔E̵̤̰͋̽̆̐̈́̄͐͐̍͝D̴̡̞̖̯͎̮̪́̌̈́̈́͗̐̿̏

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"Big news!", says your YouTube and Yahoo! news feed, "Dire wolves are back!" And who would we be not to pander to the all mighty algorithm? The algorithm hungers. It must be fed.

This episode we talk about the dreaded Snallygaster. A creature so horrible and terrifying, no single concrete description of it exists. Definitely not because no one has ever actually seen one. I love this cryptid. That is all.