This week is all about neighbours - good, bad, and downright terrifying. Tim’s car is stolen from his New Farm driveway in broad daylight, setting off police reports, arrests, and a crash course in feeling safe at home. Jordan rewinds to the Sydney apartment where a late-night thud became a homicide investigation and a second round of witness statements. We swap war stories, ask what “community” actually looks like in 2025, and admit where we’ve gotten neighbours wrong (and right). Plus, Petty Grievances (scent etiquette, juvenile crime) and a Simple Joy you can sip.

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This week, it’s just Tim and Jordan - no guest, no script, and enough chaos to fuel an entire season. They debate The Summer I Turned Pretty vs. Twilight romances (are you Team Jeremiah/Conrad or Team Edward/Jacob?), spiral into the existential dread of turning 30, and ponder the great mystery of our time: does anyone actually know what to do when sitting in the emergency exit row? Somewhere between dating app disasters, petty grievances, and nostalgic tangents, they also uncover the legend of the town mirror, celebrate the joy of fresh hotel sheets, and wade through the horror of bin juice. It’s unfiltered, unpredictable, and unapologetically No Notes.

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From the Bermuda Triangle to Princess Diana on Venus, this episode is a full-blown spiral into the conspiracies that shaped our childhoods - and still keep us up at night. We’re talking Area 51, MH370, Operation Paperclip, Hitler in the Amazon, magnetic fields, time portals, and Michelle Obama rumours we absolutely do not endorse. Somewhere in the chaos, there's a quiet reflection on how obsession shows up in our lives… and a not-so-quiet rant about the emotional betrayal of being put on speakerphone without warning. Big theories. Bigger feelings. And several gasps that should’ve come with a trigger warning.

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In their debut episode, Tim and Jordan dive into friendship, guilty pleasures, petty grievances, and the chaotic joy of starting something new. From drama school memories to pop culture fixations and overshares galore, No Notes kicks off with heart, hilarity, and absolutely no chill.

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From fine dining flops to Vegemite toastie triumphs, we’re joined by food critic and accidental influencer Zac - aka Yeah Nah Not Bad - for a no-holds-barred feast of hospitality horror stories, viral cookie controversies, and insider restaurant goss. We dive into the strange power of influencers, what makes a dish truly unforgettable, and why Mother’s Day might be the most terrifying day of the year (hint: it involves rosé at 8am). Plus, a taste test showdown and an ode to Sizzler. Bring your appetite - and maybe a flashlight for that fine dining mood lighting.

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In this gloriously unhinged episode of No Notes, Tim and Jordan unpack their worst-ever jobs (rogue Santas, suspected Russian mafia fronts, and rigged bingo nights), relive the chaos of onstage disasters and audience brawls, and deep-dive into the underreported condition of cataplexy (yep - fainting from laughter is real). Plus, a heartfelt plea for basic audience etiquette: turn your phone off, keep your chicken wings in your bag, and - above all - shut your mouth, Nellie from Toowoomba. Also, more crumpets on menus. Please.

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Tim sits down with Courtney Stewart to reflect on her path from performer to Artistic Director, mentorship, legacy, and the lessons learned along the way. From her fruitful acting career to the many hats she has worn as a creative leader, Courtney’s journey proves no two artistic paths look the same.

Later, playwright–performer Merlynn Tong joins to share her process behind Congratulations, Get Rich - including why, in Mandarin slang, “38” means “bitch,” and how that bold idea shaped her latest work.

A co-production between Sydney Theatre Company, Singapore Repertory Theatre, and La Boite, the show premieres in Brisbane this September before touring internationally through October.

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A reunion episode for your favourite besties. They talk long distance friendships, green and red flags, a very disruptive audience member, Bali photoshoots, amongst other chaotic topics. Needless to say, you’d better sit down, stand up, have a drink, whatever you need to do - but TUNE IN and LISTEN UP.

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