In this no-holds-barred cruise edition of Missing the Magic, Michelle and Joe break down their recent experience aboard a Disney cruise with their signature blend of optimism and tough love. Michelle brings the pixie dust, Joe brings the straight talk, and together they tackle everything from Disney’s confusing feedback system to overcrowded theaters, long dinner lines, accessibility concerns, and an adult-only area that was anything but relaxing.

But it’s not all grumbling—there are still moments of magic, standout cast members, and helpful tips for navigating the chaos. Whether you’re a first-time cruiser or a Disney veteran, this episode offers honest commentary, a few laughs, and practical takeaways to help you set expectations and get the most out of your next voyage. If you’ve ever thought, “This could’ve been better,” you’re not alone—and you’re in good company.

Hosts Michelle (the pixie-dust optimist) and Joe (the grumpy realist) take you on a brisk, honest walkthrough of a Disney cruise ship — from the Aladdin-themed Grand Atrium and iconic artwork to cozy lounges like Scat Cat and the Skipper Society.

They share highlights, small disappointments (like the crowded Quiet Cove and limited shopping), practical tips for coffee, excursions and reservations, and quick notes on spas, pools, and onboard entertainment to help you get more magic and fewer hassles on your next trip.

Michelle and Joe take a deep dive into the Haunted Mansion Parlor aboard the Disney Treasure, exploring its nautical Haunted Mansion storyline, standout effects (like the aquarium and changing portraits), and the themed drinks and merch that made the room a must-see.

They highlight the immersive bartenders (especially Himmi and Philip), the interactive shows that play over an hour, photo ops, and tips for getting the best experience—sit at the bar, bring your MagicBand Plus, and plan to go during the quieter evening window.

Warnings and practical notes: the space is small and can be crowded, has strobe-like lighting that can trigger seizures, drinks and souvenirs are pricey, and some items are limited or sold with quirks. Overall, the parlor was the cruise highlight for the hosts.