A man who tried to patent silence and competitive staircase apologising are just two of the items not included in this week's episode. However, the show does contain a tall tale about the invention of modern meeting culture, a rant about Tesco’s Supermarket, and we learn the meaning of the rarely used word "quorblenate", Plus, octopus trivia, another interjection from the Whispering Fish and this week's second-hand tutorial on palm reading. All topped off with another brand-new album track from house band Sonny Keys & the Flat Notes. Produced by Brian Luff & Georgina Sowerby. Handmade by the Production Village for Studio Senseless.

The Luff Actually team dutifully exchange Valentines Day cards as Brian discovers the history of Saint Amoraff, Patron Saint of Awkward Romantic Gestures, and delivers a heartfelt rant about artificially loud car engines. Plus, quirky horoscopes, invented treaties, and another brand-new album track from Sonny Keys & the Flat Notes. Love, laughter, and "flinderation" guaranteed! Produced by Brian Luff & Georgina Sowerby. Handmade by the Production Village for Studio Senseless.

In the first of a brand-new series, Brian and the gang unravel the mysteries of Saint Flibberticus Day, dissect the Great Teapot Treaty of 1437, and we meet some new members of the team, including Taylor Tinsel and Tammy the Telepath. Packed with odd facts, hilarious horoscopes, and eccentric trivia, it's the podcast that apologises in advance for its own delightful nonsense. Produced by Brian Luff & Georgina Sowerby. Handmade by the Production Village for Studio Senseless.

A brand new series of Luff Actually starts 4th February on Spotify, Amazon Music and Apple Podcasts,

Expect rogue budgies, mole-made miracles and the intriguing enigma of reversible gravy. Luff and the gang share tales of vending machine romance and celestial cosmic waltzes. Plus, we unravel the deepest thoughts of a BBC newsreader, discover why elbow rests deserve a special day and bring down the curtain with a spectacular firework display. Produced by Brian Luff & Georgina Sowerby. Hand-crafted by the Production Village for Studio Senseless.

It’s the podcast that defies logic and always embraces the absurd! This week we celebrate National Mild Panic Appreciation Week and discover a seagull with impeccable shopping etiquette. Among the many items not included in this week’s episode are a clairvoyant cat, a man whose fridge can do impressions and a UFO who queued outside Greggs. Produced by Brian Luff & Georgina Sowerby. Hand-crafted by the Production Village for Studio Senseless.

Join Brian Luff and the gang for magic, mischief and mayhem, as they bring their own very questionable version of Aladdin to life. Expect evil laughs, underwhelming facts, surprise quizzes and a genie with the deepest voice in pantoland. “Aladdin Actually” stars Downtown Don Vale as Abanazer, Tex Magnum as the Genie of the Lamp, and Ellie Jade as Aladdin. Produced by Brian Luff & Georgina Sowerby. Hand-crafted by the Production Village for Studio Senseless. Oh, yes it is!

It’s National Lost Bookmark Appreciation Week, so start by bookmarking this podcast right now! This episode features a vegetable that hums its own theme tune, a whispering fish, and a listener phone-in so lame that the studio umbrella plant walked out. Plus, horoscopes that may change your life, the latest metaphysical miracle from Psychic Brian, and a brand new member of the team called “Grandpa Biscuits”. Produced by Brian Luff & Georgina Sowerby. Hand-crafted by the Production Village for Studio Senseless.