A man who tried to patent silence and competitive staircase apologising are just two of the items not included in this week's episode. However, the show does contain a tall tale about the invention of modern meeting culture, a rant about Tesco’s Supermarket, and we learn the meaning of the rarely used word "quorblenate", Plus, octopus trivia, another interjection from the Whispering Fish and this week's second-hand tutorial on palm reading. All topped off with another brand-new album track from house band Sonny Keys & the Flat Notes. Produced by Brian Luff & Georgina Sowerby. Handmade by the Production Village for Studio Senseless.

The Luff Actually team dutifully exchange Valentines Day cards as Brian discovers the history of Saint Amoraff, Patron Saint of Awkward Romantic Gestures, and delivers a heartfelt rant about artificially loud car engines. Plus, quirky horoscopes, invented treaties, and another brand-new album track from Sonny Keys & the Flat Notes. Love, laughter, and "flinderation" guaranteed! Produced by Brian Luff & Georgina Sowerby. Handmade by the Production Village for Studio Senseless.

In the first of a brand-new series, Brian and the gang unravel the mysteries of Saint Flibberticus Day, dissect the Great Teapot Treaty of 1437, and we meet some new members of the team, including Taylor Tinsel and Tammy the Telepath. Packed with odd facts, hilarious horoscopes, and eccentric trivia, it's the podcast that apologises in advance for its own delightful nonsense. Produced by Brian Luff & Georgina Sowerby. Handmade by the Production Village for Studio Senseless.