Coffins by the Coast begins on a stormy night in Newport, Rhode Island, as an uneasy funeral gathers at the Rathbone mansion. What should be a solemn evening quickly spirals into gothic chaos as strange guests arrive, old secrets stir, and the mansion begins revealing that not everything is as it seems.

Joined by an eccentric cast of hunters, scholars, and one deeply unpredictable plasmoid, Artemis Rathbone finds himself pulled into a night of unsettling discoveries, bizarre inheritance proceedings, and supernatural omens that hint at something far darker lurking beneath Rhode Island’s surface.

Mystery, mayhem, and vampire-hunting chaos await as the campaign begins.

Welcome to Coffins by the Coast! This is a D&D campaign hosted by Tess Dion, where comedians play D&D. You can catch our live one-shots all around New England—tickets in the bio and follow us on socials:https://linktr.ee/LetsNotDieActualPlayNow…The world is familiar… until it isn’t.There are stories people laugh off—vampires, curses, things in the dark.And somehow, these people end up in the same orbit:Artemis “Art” Rathbone — a 55-year-old with a legendary vampire-hunting family… who absolutely did not plan on continuing the legacy. A theatrical, wine-loving mess of a man who looks like he wandered off a stage production and into the wrong genre. He insists he knows what he’s doing. He does not.Bloop — a 32-year-old sentient slime who has failed at nearly every normal job a person can have. Blunt, insecure, and surprisingly deadly when he can squeeze into the right place at the right time. Vampire hunting is the first thing he’s ever been good at—and he’s holding onto it hard.Leviticus “Greenbeans” Green — a 24-year-old academic and monster-slaying rationalist who does not believe in the supernatural… despite actively hunting it. Armed with data, skepticism, and a disturbing number of weaponized religious artifacts, he treats all of this like a research project he cannot afford to fail.They are not a team.They are not prepared.They barely believe the same things about the world.But they’re here.They’re vampire hunters now.No plan. No trust. No idea what’s really out there.Just one rule:Don’t die.

See our live oneshots all around New England, buy tickets with the link in our bio!Follow us on Socials:https://linktr.ee/LetsNotDieActualPlay

DM Trevor Dion guides comedians Ray Harrington, Cannon Eccleston, and Mark-Anthony Lewis through a chaotic D&D one-shot in Newport, Rhode Island. Their mission: find Keith, a YouTuber who went missing while filming stunts in the Newport Caves. The players embody wildly dysfunctional characters: Thorn Pussywillow, a grumpy child-sized gnome rogue; Gulpin Deepthroat, a washed-up pirate-turned-dubious self-help guru; and Broxwood Foxwhelp, an apple-obsessed halfling ranger. They are hired by Keith's father, Mr. Knowles, to find him for a reward. Amidst mistaken identities, pelican transport, and general party chaos, the group uncovers Keith's trail and prepares to enter the caves.

DM Trevor Dion guides comedians Ray Harrington, Cannon Eccleston, and Mark-Anthony Lewis through a chaotic D&D one-shot in Newport, Rhode Island. Their mission: find Keith, a YouTuber who went missing while filming stunts in the Newport Caves. The players embody wildly dysfunctional characters: Thorn Pussywillow, a grumpy child-sized gnome rogue; Gulpin Deepthroat, a washed-up pirate-turned-dubious self-help guru; and Broxwood Foxwhelp, an apple-obsessed halfling ranger. They are hired by Keith's father, Mr. Knowles, to find him for a reward. Amidst mistaken identities, pelican transport, and general party chaos, the group uncovers Keith's trail and prepares to enter the caves.

DM Trevor Dion guides comedians Ray Harrington, Cannon Eccleston, and Mark-Anthony Lewis through a chaotic D&D one-shot in Newport, Rhode Island. Their mission: find Keith, a YouTuber who went missing while filming stunts in the Newport Caves. The players embody wildly dysfunctional characters: Thorn Pussywillow, a grumpy child-sized gnome rogue; Gulpin Deepthroat, a washed-up pirate-turned-dubious self-help guru; and Broxwood Foxwhelp, an apple-obsessed halfling ranger. They are hired by Keith's father, Mr. Knowles, to find him for a reward. Amidst mistaken identities, pelican transport, and general party chaos, the group uncovers Keith's trail and prepares to enter the caves.

This D&D one-shot features Trevor Dion as the DM, with players Canon Eccleston as Rich Angelo, a failing Magician, and Ray Harrington as Elegant Autumnfall, a bard who wants to be good at everything. Together, they embark on a wild mission: steal the Fey Contract of Songbinding from Taylor Swift’s mansion in Westerly, RI. Between disguises gone wrong, accidental magic mishaps, and chaotic party antics—including breaking guitars, outsmarting enchanted security, and dodging magical transformations—nothing goes smoothly.