In episode two we are talking about family who think they’re entitled to immediate access to your baby, partners who forget whose side they’re on when their mothers start making demands, and the friction between you and your partner that’s completely normal but nobody talks about.

Plus we’ve got thoughts on the Beckhams this week and some valuable advice for wee Vicky, a confession of the week that’ll make you feel better about your own family drama, and Gayle reveals something petty she did years ago to a senior midwife who crossed her. Let’s just say there’s a left shoe that’s never been seen again and if you’re thinking about being a cow to Gayle - don’t.

If you’re pregnant, postnatal, or just want to hear two midwives with zero filter talk about the reality of having a baby and family life, this one’s for you.

Two midwives with zero filter telling the REAL truth about pregnancy, birth and parenting - not the Instagram version.

This is Episode 1. Meet Gayle (chaos, ADHD, health visitor) and Eva (organised, runs a scan clinic in Glasgow). We're complete opposites but share the same dark sense of humour. Instead of seeking therapy like normal adults, we started a podcast.

In this episode:

​We introduce ourselves (and immediately overshare)

​Why Instagram's perfect pregnancy culture grates on us

​Confession of the Week: a mortifying membrane sweep story

We're sick of the polished "blessed journey" content. Pregnancy is hard. Birth can be traumatic. Parenting is relentless. Everyone's pretending they're fine when they're falling apart.

Here's the truth. No filter.

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