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WTF USA? The Astrology Behind the Madness with Clarissa Dolphin

WTF USA? The Astrology Behind the Madness with Clarissa Dolphin

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WTF USA? The Astrology Behind the Madness is a deep-dive podcast where astrologer Clarissa Dolphin brings in experts, thought leaders, provocateurs and full astrologer panels to decode what's really going on in America: the culture wars, the economy, the collective unraveling, and the real unabashed impact of what it feels like to be living through all of it. Through serious, technical, unapologetically badass astrology, we connect the cosmic to the real: your relationships, your body, your bank account, your rage, your freedom. There will be no doomscrolling or gurus here, just the chart, the lived experience, authenticity and the truth.Copyright 2026 Clarissa Dolphin Sozialwissenschaften Spiritualität Welt
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  • WTF USA? Trailer: 12 Episodes, 19 Astrologers on One Chaotic Country

    WTF USA? Trailer: 12 Episodes, 19 Astrologers on One Chaotic Country
    Sep 17 2026

    What if you could ask 19 different astrologers what's actually going on with America right now. WTF USA? The Astrology Behind the Madness is a deep-dive podcast bringing in experts, thought leaders, provocateurs and full astrologer panels to decode the culture wars, the economy, the climate and the collective unraveling, with an emphasis on what it actually feels like to live through it all. This trailer gives you a taste of what's coming: dating apps and the second house, race in America through the Sibley chart, an astrologer's run for city council, and the culture war over queerness nobody's decoding through astrology but us. Full season launches September 22, 2026.

    Connect with me: clarissadolphinexplainsitall.com | Instagram: @clarissadolphin | Threads: @clarissadolphin | YouTube: @ClarissaDolphinExplainsItAll | TikTok: @clarissadolphin | Facebook: @ClarissaDolphinExplainsItAll | BlueSky: @clarissadolphin.bsky.social | LinkedIn: in/clarissadolphin
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    3 Min.
  • The USA 2026 Solar Return: America's Birthday Trajectory with Celeste Brooks

    The USA 2026 Solar Return: America's Birthday Trajectory with Celeste Brooks
    Sep 22 2026
    Oh boy, America just had its 250th birthday. In this episode of WTF USA? The Astrology Behind the Madness, I sit down with OPA-certified astrologer Celeste Brooks to break down the United States' 2026 solar return chart, which took place on July 5th with a 15° Gemini rising. We discuss what it means for the economy, the midterm elections, the ongoing war in Iran, immigration, and the wild, unstable "roller coaster" energy so many of us are feeling right now. We get into Mercury retrograde in the money house, the Mars-Uranus-Neptune-Pluto configuration behind the country's institutional upheaval, the Leo solar eclipse that Celeste calls "the fall of kings". I bring in my own historical parallel – Franklin Delano Roosevelt (FDR) as a ninth-harmonic leader whose New Deal answered a moment eerily similar to this one – and call out exactly what harmonic is running the current administration. And yes, there's an impromptu tarot reading for the soul of the nation.Biggest TakeawaysThe 2026 solar return's Gemini rising + retrograde Mercury points to a "herky-jerky," communication-and-tech-driven year: AI, data centers and surveillance are spotlight themesMercury retrograde in the nation's money house, paired with Saturn in its fall, signals real financial strain ahead: Celeste doesn't sugarcoat the economy concernsThe Mars-Uranus-Neptune-Pluto lineup in the chart ties directly into institutional upheaval and secrecy: Celeste calls it "the emperor has no clothes" energyThe August 12th Leo solar eclipse is "the fall of kings" whiplashing a potential turning point for high-profile leadersMy own historical parallel: Franklin Delano Roosevelt (FDR) was a ninth-harmonic leader (Lunar North Node in the ninth harmonic) whose New Deal and Social Security emerged directly out of a Great Depression-era crisis – the same harmonic now activated in this year's solar returnWhen Celeste asked what harmonic the current administration is running on, my answer: an 11th harmonic – chaos, entropy, insatiable restlessnessThe chart's ninth-harmonic-dominant energy triggers community, healing and pooling of shared resources, it is the throughline of hope in an otherwise heavy outlookWant to go deeper into harmonics?The ninth harmonic we talk about in this episode (the one behind the community-and-healing thread I keep returning to) is the novile and is prominent in all of our lives. Harmonic Astrology 101 teaches you how to read this in your chart and beyond. If this conversation made you want to understand how your harmonics vibe, that deeper layer of how you’re wired, HA101 is self-paced, $155, yours forever — and as a podcast listener you get 15% off with code WTFUSA15. Harmonic Astrology 101Connect with Celeste Brooks:Website: astrologybyceleste.comPodcast — Celestial Insights: celestialinsightspodcast.podbean.comYouTube: @astrologybycelesteInstagram: @astrologybycelesteThreads: @astrologybycelesteCourse — Moon Nourishment Class: astrologybyceleste.com/moon-nourishment-classConnect with me:Website: clarissadolphinexplainsitall.comInstagram: @clarissadolphinThreads: @clarissadolphinYouTube: @ClarissaDolphinExplainsItAllTikTok: @clarissadolphinFacebook: @ClarissaDolphinExplainsItAllBlueSky: @clarissadolphin.bsky.socialLinkedIn: in/clarissadolphinMentioned in this episode:HA101 – 15% Off Dynamic AdYou know your sun sign. Maybe your moon, rising and other placements, but something's still missing. You know there is more and if that's where your astrology education stopped, you're working with just a fraction of your chart. Harmonic Astrology 101 explains the sh*t you've been through, the complex interdimensional forces that make you, you, and shape every facet of existence. $155, self-paced, yours forever — 15% off with code WTFUSA15 HA101 E-Course
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    1 Std. und 6 Min.
  • WTF USA? Culture Wars: Race with Tasha Beg and Diana Vanessa

    WTF USA? Culture Wars: Race with Tasha Beg and Diana Vanessa
    Sep 22 2026
    In this episode of WTF USA? The Astrology Behind the Madness, astrologers Tasha Beg and Diana Vanessa join me for a wide-ranging, unflinching conversation about race and power in America and the astrology underneath it. We dig into transit Pluto in Aquarius conjunct the USA's South Node, which is occurring as the demographic makeup of the country shifts into a direction triggering racist backlash. We trace a direct astrological line from the 1950s Saturn-Neptune cycle in Libra (Brown v. Board of Education) to today's Saturn-Neptune in Aries squaring the US natal Sun, and we talk about whose story the Sibley chart was really built to tell. It's heavy, it's honest, but it ends somewhere hopeful.Biggest TakeawaysTransit Pluto conjunct the USA's South Node in Aquarius tracks with a real demographic shift: by the end of this transit, the country's racial majority changes and much of the current political backlash reads as a subconscious reaction to thatThe Sibley chart itself carries a non-neutral perspective: Tasha frames it as the chart of "whoever's in charge," built by and for the people who broke from Britain. Conceptually, it wasn't a chart that was ever built to represent everyone demographically speakingMy point of view on narrative control: Hans Christian Andersen (the source of nearly every fairy tale we grew up on) who had his Lunar North Node in Capricorn speaks to a bigger pattern of whose stories get framed as THE quintessential cultural story and whose don'tThe Saturn-Neptune in Aries transit squaring the USA natal Sun directly echoes the 1950s Saturn-Neptune cycle in Libra that produced Brown v. Board of Education and integrated schools. This current transit seems hellbent on upending what came beforeDiana's framing of the USA as "an eighth house country" sustained by resources extracted from others, historically and presentlyThe hopeful counterpoint: New York City. With its Cancer Lunar South Node and this year's prior Jupiter-in-Cancer transit, Mamdani's win and the cultural momentum there is a real, live example of where seeds of change are already taking root in the whole country and where Cancer’s tribalism can actually be unifyingThe Lunar Nodes Are Running This Whole Episode.Pluto on a Lunar Node, generational nodal shifts this episode is saturated in nodal astrology, and if that's got you curious about what your own Lunar Nodes are actually pointing you toward, The Lunar Nodes: Unstoppable Living is where I break that down. It reframes the nodes as points where you are unstoppable in life, not karmic debt. $99, self-paced, original research, yours forever, 15% off for podcast listeners with code WTFUSA15 The Lunar Nodes: Unstoppable LivingConnect with Tasha Beg:Website for 1-on-1 sessions: agentofpluto.comInstagram/YouTube: @thepopastrologistSubstack: @thepopastrologistConnect with Diana Vanessa:Website for discovery calls and sliding scale sessions: dianavanessa.comInstagram/Threads: @dianavanessa.astrologyYouTube: DianaVanessa.AstrologyConnect with me:Website: clarissadolphinexplainsitall.comInstagram: @clarissadolphinThreads: @clarissadolphinYouTube: @ClarissaDolphinExplainsItAllTikTok: @clarissadolphinFacebook: @ClarissaDolphinExplainsItAllBlueSky: @clarissadolphin.bsky.socialLinkedIn: in/clarissadolphinMentioned in this episode:Lunar Nodes – 15% Off Dynamic AdForget karma or past-life debt you're doomed to keep repaying. The Lunar Nodes: Unstoppable Living redefines the Nodes as points where your life force meets zero resistance, or in other words, where you're already a shooting star in motion, magnetizing exactly who you need along the way. $99, self-paced, no prior astrology knowledge required — 15% off with code WTFUSA15Lunar Nodes E-Course
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    54 Min.
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