Is our commissioner CHEATING?! 👑🏈

Week 2 of fantasy football is in the books, and the Pearland Fantasy Football League is already falling apart.

Ben is sitting at the top of the league with the best record and a ridiculous amount of points… which would be impressive if he also wasn’t one of the guys running the league. Coincidence? We’re asking questions.

Meanwhile, Andrew, Dustin, Terence and Eoin find themselves in the 0-2 club, and Ryan has somehow managed to start a NEGATIVE-SCORING DEFENSE in BOTH weeks of the season.

Welcome to Episode 7 of THE PEARLAND FANTASY MEN.

Andrew and Nathan break down all the chaos from Week 2, including:

🏈 The Week 2 fantasy football matchups

👑 Ben’s suspiciously dominant start

🚨 Commissioner conspiracy theories

📉 The growing 0-2 club

😂 Ryan’s unbelievable defense problem

🔥 A wild Monday Night Football finish

🤝 Trade talk and waiver-wire options

🏥 Puka Nacua and the league’s IR-rule debate

🗑️ Dustin’s attempt to escape the basement

👀 Luke and Ben taking control of the standings

🤦 Andrew’s terrible start to the season

⚖️ Nathan turning the corruption allegations back on Andrew

🎙️ And a preview of our new series: YOUR FANTASY LEAGUE SUCKS!

This isn’t your typical fantasy football advice podcast.

The Pearland Fantasy Men is a fantasy football comedy podcast built around a real 12-team league, years of grudges, terrible trades, questionable commissioner decisions, trash talk, bad team names and grown men taking fake football way too seriously.

If your fantasy league has arguments, rivalries, commissioner drama, terrible trades and one guy who thinks every waiver claim is a conspiracy… you’ll fit right in.

SUBSCRIBE for weekly fantasy football recaps, league drama, fantasy football trash talk and more from The Pearland Fantasy Men.

And if you think YOUR fantasy league sucks, check out our new series:

YOUR FANTASY LEAGUE SUCKS!

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⏱️ CHAPTERS

00:00 – Welcome Back to the Pearland Fantasy Men

01:25 – Nathan Reviews His Own Podcast

04:45 – Why We Won’t Stop Going After Luke

07:18 – AI Is Ruining Our Podcast

08:00 – Introducing “Your Fantasy League Sucks”

12:11 – Fantasy Football Week 2 Recap Begins

14:19 – Andrew’s Team Is an Absolute Disaster

19:09 – Nathan’s Week 2 Matchup

22:21 – Terence Is in Trouble

24:43 – Ben & Luke Are Running the League

26:42 – Ryan’s Wild Monday Night Matchup

28:46 – BREAKING NEWS: Jameis Winston Changes Everything

33:46 – Dustin vs. Ben

36:13 – Puka Nacua & the IR Rule Debate

40:25 – Week 2 Standings Take Shape

42:43 – Ryan Has ANOTHER Negative Defense

44:22 – Waiver Wire & Week 2 Top Performers

48:47 – Your Fantasy League Sucks Preview

49:35 – Nathan Accuses Andrew of Corruption

51:58 – Final Thoughts & Week 3 Preview

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Questionable decisions.

Zero professionalism.

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Welcome to Your Fantasy League Sucks! — the fantasy football podcast where Andrew and Dan roast real fantasy football leagues submitted by real people.

In Episode 1, we take on Haus 2.0, a 12-team fantasy football league filled with questionable team names, bizarre scoring rules, suspect decision-making, and some absolutely brutal fantasy football history.

And it gets worse.

One manager went 14-0 during the regular season... and LOST IN THE FIRST ROUND OF THE PLAYOFFS. Yes, really.

We break down and roast the league’s managers, their fantasy football team names, their draft decisions, their personalities, and the stories that make Haus 2.0 one of the strangest leagues we’ve seen so far.

From Easy Pickens without George Pickens to questionable commissioner behavior, frat-house energy, ridiculous fantasy football playoff formats, and managers who probably shouldn’t be allowed to make their own decisions — nobody is safe.

🏈 THIS IS YOUR FANTASY LEAGUE SUCKS!

Think your fantasy football league is better?

Prove it.

Send us your league history, team names, standings, draft results, rules, manager stories, and anything else that makes your league unique. Andrew and Dan may feature it in a future episode and explain exactly why YOUR fantasy league sucks.

👇 JOIN THE ROAST
Tell us in the comments:
Who is the worst manager in Haus 2.0?
What is the worst fantasy football team name?
And would you survive in this league?

If you enjoy fantasy football podcasts, fantasy football comedy, league trash talk, terrible team names, fantasy football punishments, bad trades, commissioner drama, draft disasters, and making fun of your friends — subscribe and follow the series.

New league. New victims. Same terrible decisions.

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Week 1 is officially in the books, and the Pearland Fantasy Football League is already a disaster.

With Nathan out this week, Terence steps in as guest co-host alongside Andrew to break down every Week 1 matchup, the biggest performances, brutal losses, questionable lineup decisions, waiver-wire moves, and everything else that went wrong—or surprisingly right—to start the season.

We also get into the league's new app, Luke's never-ending trade offers, Ben's monster Week 1, Andrew's disastrous start, Dustin's historically ugly performance, and a 0.26-point loss that came down to Monday Night Football.

Week 1 gave us plenty to overreact to. Let's get into it.

🏈 Week 1 matchup recaps
🔥 Biggest winners & losers
🤦 Questionable roster decisions
📈 Waiver wire moves
💩 Plenty of trash talk

The Pearland Fantasy Men — Episode 6: Week 1 Recap

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