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Welp, Jesus and Judas have brushed hands in the gravy bowl, and you know what that means. It's time to head out to the garden of Gethsemane and spend all night crying until our eyes bleed, and asking our dads why they hate us. Spoiler alert, they won't respond. We want to thank you all from the bottom of our hearts for taking the time to listen to us over the past four years. It meant the world to have something to say, and furthermore people who wanted to listen. We'll keep the episodes up so you can all listen back in perpetuity, and keep the e-mail and instagram open and stocked with memes for you heathens. In the meantime we're going to focus on being good humans, and taking care of each other the way Jesus asked us to. won't you join us, friEND?

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Well folks, another year has passed without a demon taking possession of either of our hosts, or if they are possessed, it's by a couple of really lazy demons that just want to stay lowkey, and do human stuff like record their podcast about how lame demons are. Maybe that's how they get you. Maybe that's how we'll get you. We will get you. Don't make us beg. We are many. We are legion. Won't you join us, friends?

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Did the Jesus of the Bible actually exist? Did anyone in the bible actually exist? Are there any people out there looking for Hobbit bones with the same intensity that the man who owns Hobby Lobby looks for Jesus trinkets? Hobbit Lobby would be such a better name, and a way cooler place to shop if you ask me. Acquire in the Shire. Shoppit with a Hobbit. Catch these savings before they're Gandalf. Save Mo' with Bilbo. Shop our Bilbogo sale and save 50% off! Won't you join us, friend?

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There's a wave of bullshit sweeping across this great nation of ours, and the best way to stay out of the flood is to secure yourself on the rock of unbelieving. Rapture rhetoric is way easier to ignore if you don't believe in any of that shit. Got propaganda pouring out of your ears? Wear some earbuds, and play our podcast. IT WORKS. Also, Jason and I FINALLY send the winds on whipping down the plain all synchronized like, Won't you join us, friend?

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You know what there's just not enough of in this country? Children in schools with guns. That's why the fine christian folks of North Carolina have decided to buy an abandoned school, and teach children offensive tactical maneuvers in the halls. It's like jesus said, "Go out into the hallways and classrooms and pelt each other with plastic beads. I am the Lord." That Jesus sure loved to cut up with non-lethal ammunition. Thank god for Jesus. Won't you join us, friend?

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Y'all remember that fire and brimstone evangelist pastor guy we listened to on the shortwave radio episode earlier this season? Well surprise surprise! Turns out his proclivities extend far beyond the world of short wave radio. These Stairs lead directly into the vaginas of teens and young women of his congregation. Jesus might need to start screening the people he chooses to have authority over all these youngins. I mean this has got to be somewhere around the 68.000th story I've heard about a religious leader manipulating young patrons into sexual activity without consent. If we're going to live in a religious hellscape, I sure hope they bring back stonings, but something about having a president on the Epstein list 9 dozen times makes me think they might not stone pedophiles. Well...who cares? Let's stone them anyway. We're gonna grab some rocks, and go hang out around the pastor store. Won't you join us, friend?

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What in the hell is happening on earth? I'll tell you what. It's that damn New World Order they're trying to bring about. Old world order better watch it's butt because NWO is on top of their shit, and there's going to be a big fight Monday Night Wooooooooo, I said to figure out, Ohhhhhh Yeaaahhhhh, who gets to wear SHOOOOOOO that belt, or my name isn't Mean Gene Okerlund, but annnnywayyyy don't let that distract you from the fact that in 1998, The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer’s table. Won't you join us, Brother?

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World's Last Chance is The World's first chance, for someone to say "The World is Flat, Chance" but only if your name is Chance, by chance a.k.a. Chance Jr. Fat chance of that happening though. No offense to Fat Chance from high school, who lost a bunch of weight, and now goes by Skinny Chance. (he's still fat, but he has a lot of extra skin. We're taking up a collection to pay for the surgery) Anyway, this episode is about a cult that uses short wave radio to propagate its nonsense into the fertile seeds of stupidity aROUND the world. In fact, we were thinking of putting this actual episode on the air just to see if we can pick up some followers from said soil. Won't you join us, friend?