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If you’ve tried driving through downtown Guelph lately or stepped outside without tripping over a political sign, this episode is for you.

This week on Haus Tour, John and Dakota are taking on everything currently taking over the Royal City. From the absolute disaster that was the recent Homecoming weekend to the never-ending construction nightmare downtown, we’re airing out all the local grievances. Plus, with elections right around the corner, we breakdown the sheer volume of political lawn signs taking over every single street corner.

Are we ever going to get our roads back? Is downtown officially a permanent detour? Grab a drink, dodge the construction cones, and join the Haus for an unfiltered local update!

Is it actually a terrible time to buy? What’s going on with interest rates? And why is navigating the housing market so ridiculously confusing?

This week on Haus Tour, John sits down with Dakota to ask all the real estate questions you’ve definitely had, but never knew who to ask.

Whether you’re actively looking to buy, thinking about selling down the line, or just nosey about where the market is headed, grab a drink and join the Haus for an easy, no-nonsense real estate crash course!

90 seconds on the clock. Zero middle ground. Absolute chaos.

This week on Haus Tour, John and Dakota put their friendship to the ultimate test with a rapid-fire debate episode. The rules are simple: pick a topic, start the 90-second timer, and defend your side like your life depends on it.

The crown has been placed, the season is officially wrapped, and we are holding NOTHING back.

This week on Haus Tour, John and Dakota are joined by none other than local Guelph icon and drag royalty Ultra Violet (@itsultraviolett)! Together, the trio breaks down the grand finale of Canada’s Drag Race: All Stars Season 1, dissecting the final runway looks, the lip sync for the crown, and whether the right queen took home the title.

Beyond the finale, Ultra Violet gives us her unfiltered review of the season as a whole, from the standout challenge wins to the most shocking eliminations and behind-the-scenes drag lore. Grab a cocktail, put your wig on tight, and join the Haus for the ultimate post-season debrief!

Class is officially in session, and John is taking on his hardest assignment yet: explaining the wild, chaotic world of Broadway to Dakota.

This week on Haus Tour, John breaks down the Tony Awards, recent Broadway winners, and essential theatre lore. But in true Haus Tour fashion, things get completely derailed fast. From the dark secrets of the Jellicle Ball to unhinged detours about Mary Todd Lincoln and theatre kid culture, Dakota gets a crash course in a world he never asked to understand.

Whether you're a die-hard Broadway fan or have absolutely no idea what a Tony is, grab a drink and join the Haus for our most tangent-filled episode yet!

We originally sat down with a list of 5 minor things that annoy us... but once the microphones turned on, the floodgates completely opened. This week on Haus Tour, John and Dakota are airing out their biggest everyday pet peeves, petty grievances, and public frustrations.

From people in public with absolutely zero sense of urgency to the infuriating things realtors do, bad drivers on the road, and basic social etiquette violations—no one is safe. Are we just getting more dramatic, or has public behavior officially crossed the line? Grab a drink, lock your doors, and join the Haus for an unfiltered rant session!

You all loved our deep dive into how reality television raised us, so this week, we are putting a specific show on the couch. John is officially a certified superfan of Love Island USA, and Dakota has absolutely no idea what a "bombshell" or "Casa Amor" even means. From the diabolical drama of Movie Night to analyzing whether Sincere, Melanie, KC, and Aniya need actual psychological intervention, Dakota interrogates John on why this show has a complete chokehold on his life. Grab a drink, book a session, and join the Haus.