Cousins, despite the fact that no one emailed us this week, Jill and Molly are back to talk to you about whatever random nonsense comes into our heads. First, we give the people what you're clamouring for - a week old review of the Grammys, including the similarities between Justin Bieber and Britney Spears, and why Britney should have married Michael B. Jordan / George Clooney.

Then, Jill and Molly give the listeners an update on how our New Years Resolutions are going and why it's actually okay that they're mostly not going well. Of course, it wouldn't be Everybody and Their Cousin without JJL (aka, Jill complaining about the dating scene while simultaneously ghosting every person who tries to talk to her).

After a jump scare of a discussion on Justin Trudeau and Katy Perry at the Grammys, Jill and Molly dive into The Traitors and make some predictions for the season which we can already confirm were not correct.

Then, Jill wants to talk briefly about Neyo. Did he do anything new recently? No. But it is important to always remember his contributions to the 2000s. From there, Jill and Molly have no choice but to talk about Jay Sean, Taio Cruz, Akon, and Sean Kingston (including why they would rather go to the tropics and drink Pina Coladas than go to the slums where killers get hung).

Finally, the episode wouldn't be complete without discussing why naming the Caillou parents Boris and Doris is pathetic and offering some pre-Super Bowl content (Pats, you were robbed).

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Cousins, this week we’re covering a truly chaotic range of topics—from why Canada is objectively superior (we will not be taking feedback), to our ongoing fixation on The Traitors and all things Robert Rausch.

Molly shares an absolutely unhinged story involving Jill’s parents and their alleged celebrity look-alike, and the cousins unpack the current obsession with 2016 and whether we were truly thriving personally and societally 10 years ago. We round it out with a core cousin memory involving a funeral home that did shape us for better or for worse.

As always, please send us your emails at eatcpod@gmail.com, leave a five-star rating and review, and keep it cute, cousins!

Cousins, we are here! And we are feeling silly. This week, Jill and Molly circle back on the Finch app and ask the question on everyone’s mind - what would the cavemen have thought about it?

Despite thinking we have nothing to talk about this week, we find ourselves diving into the world of ASMR pyramid schemes, soft launching EATC merch, and of course, reporting on Justin and Katy at Davos.

And then, the main event - Molly has FINALLY finished Heated Rivalry so we can do a full review/debate. And of course, we have to end off with a JLL update, because unfortunately Jill has not yet found her Ilya Rozanov.

As always, don’t forget to email us at eatcpod@gmail.com, leave us a 5 star rating, and tell your cousins about the pod!