Cousins, despite the fact that no one emailed us this week, Jill and Molly are back to talk to you about whatever random nonsense comes into our heads. First, we give the people what you're clamouring for - a week old review of the Grammys, including the similarities between Justin Bieber and Britney Spears, and why Britney should have married Michael B. Jordan / George Clooney.

Then, Jill and Molly give the listeners an update on how our New Years Resolutions are going and why it's actually okay that they're mostly not going well. Of course, it wouldn't be Everybody and Their Cousin without JJL (aka, Jill complaining about the dating scene while simultaneously ghosting every person who tries to talk to her).

After a jump scare of a discussion on Justin Trudeau and Katy Perry at the Grammys, Jill and Molly dive into The Traitors and make some predictions for the season which we can already confirm were not correct.

Then, Jill wants to talk briefly about Neyo. Did he do anything new recently? No. But it is important to always remember his contributions to the 2000s. From there, Jill and Molly have no choice but to talk about Jay Sean, Taio Cruz, Akon, and Sean Kingston (including why they would rather go to the tropics and drink Pina Coladas than go to the slums where killers get hung).

Finally, the episode wouldn't be complete without discussing why naming the Caillou parents Boris and Doris is pathetic and offering some pre-Super Bowl content (Pats, you were robbed).

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