hey daughters!! 🫧

on this episode, we ask the age old question… is Harry Potter a halloween or christmas movie? we have the original eldest daughter on the pod in our very first remote sister-sode. and we discuss so many spooky topics: candy corn, haunted high tea, pumpkin spiced lattes (PSLs), teeth show and tell, forced pumpkin patch family photo shoots. we debate if taylor had a roster of potential boyfriends help take me and our other siblings trick or treating… we settle on the phrase “associates with their own prerogative.” so many hilarious sister moments. come for the teeth play stay for the laughs. enjoy!

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Chapters:

0:00 – our first remote ep, starring the actual eldest daughter

2:45 – josh hartnett's new netflix show has me in a chokehold

5:42 – no josh hartnett slander. ben affleck is a different story

8:57 – everyone needs a good white guy list

9:41 – jennifer garner's five-star weekend era means so much to me

10:53 – savannah was ours before the performative tourists

13:53 – the haunted high tea on jekyll island

15:02 – sidebar: is harry potter a halloween or christmas movie?

16:45 – we're sneaking away to the haunted mansion (don't tell anybody)

19:18 – may i have an old-fashioned (in my katharine hepburn voice)

20:52 – fried oysters, hush puppies, and gator bites at the wharf

24:22 – eldest daughter type beat: trick-or-treating with all the siblings

25:37 – they weren't her boyfriends. they just carried my sister

27:17 – i was 9, in kitten heels, dressed as sandy

28:13 – pillowcases, full-size candy bar houses, and the cow tales scam

29:38 – the great candy corn debate

32:30 – almond joy girlies and the edible arrangements division

34:42 – mom's mandatory pumpkin patch photo shoot

36:45 – the photo lineup has tiers. now it has grandkids

39:17 – sister costumes: powerpuff girls, riverdale, hocus pocus

42:19 – half our conversations are arguing (are we bob and monét?)

43:56 – mulan, buzz lightyear, and the itchiest clown costume ever

47:10 – this year's costume plan (and mom's golf cart)

47:59 – black cats, camera cats, and a fang

49:02 – teeth show and tell: how many teeth are in your apartment?

50:27 – black cats are sweet, actually

51:55 – pumpkin spice lattes get 13 days. that's it

54:23 – granny's pumpkin cheesecake and the marshmallow crime

55:24 – the $9 latte is going on the amex

55:53 – that's our spooky ep, daughters (ghost stories next?)

hey daughters!!🫧

i’m backkkkkk… from a surprise italy adventure. SURPRISE! i have hubby on to discuss our italy journeys. oh yes, hubby came too. he did his solo backpacking day pray love. and i went to a dance intensive on a italian vineyard, it was truly something out of a movie. we met up and went to the sea together for our 2 year wedding anniversary and it was just as romantic as it sounds. italymaxxing and finding ourselves!! this one is full of insight, vulnerability, and our classic bai and a banter. enjoy!

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0:00 – hi daughters, the hubby is back

0:57 – the trip breakdown: a dance retreat, a backpack, a beach town

2:58 – addressing the panic allegations

4:19 – nobody told us Italy closes from 2 to 7

5:40 – he got mad at a world food festival

7:23 – the saddest bowl of pasta in Torino

8:53 – this is where he needed his wife

9:21 – table for one (and a Michelin rejection)

10:38 – solo travel fixed something in him

13:10 – the longest a man has ever spoken on this podcast

13:21 – every trip before this was a work trip

15:19 – Torino, Bologna, Napoli: a new bed every night

17:24 – the Italy trip we were supposed to take in college

19:16 – Bailyn's dance retreat on a vineyard

21:47 – dance is for everyone, actually

24:22 – finally in the right room

25:23 – glamping, outdoor showers, and bears (a concern)

27:18 – skipping pilates is self-care + the no-jet-lag method

28:49 – true crime before breakfast

31:19 – dancing with no mirrors

35:15 – getting her voice back

37:25 – how an eldest daughter gets made

40:19 – let's get into the Italy food

42:28 – best meal, worst meal (taco night??)

44:40 – dessert every night and the slutty brownie's international reach

46:16 – what she's keeping for herself

47:54 – the beach town

49:23 – the home exchange apartment frozen in the 90s

52:01 – seconds from the Ligurian Sea

52:32 – a town run by grandmothers

55:48 – focaccia dipped in cappuccino

56:44 – the best pizza and an anniversary swordfish dinner

58:53 – wine on tap for under three euros

1:00:06 – the bread marathon

1:01:08 – two vintage bags, two suitcases, three shirts

1:03:00 – how we came back

1:05:32 – it's fall in New York

1:06:16 – two years married (we think)

hey daughters! 🫧

wanna hear some crazy dating stories… yes please!! this week we have my childhood friend, macy ninness, on the show to discuss our most insane dating stories and a couple of yours too. we go on so many funny tangents about the wild world of first dates and situationships - it’s actually insane the scenarios men put us in on a casual friday evening for absolutely no reason. from panic attacks mid movie to a guy literally falling asleep naked on the toilet we truly cover it all! macy is the coolest dating correspondent a girl could ask for!! enjoy!

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0:00 – intro

0:20 – hi it's Macy, we've known each other since we were 13

0:55 – where do you fall in the birth order?

3:08 – our nieces came and took everything from us

8:20 – gen alpha thinks 2017 was a golden era and they're right

9:46 – the hair crimes: locks of love, 450 degrees, and the slick back that took our edges

13:48 – your sister is your biggest supporter and your biggest op

16:12 – "you look like a middle school boy who plays drums in his garage" ...thank you

18:22 – red hair, microbangs, and the two years I tried being a brunette

22:38 – dolly

25:35 – nobody listens to women between 50 and 70

29:19 – free bleeding, period diapers, and the tampon you're not allowed to carry

31:18 – if men had periods they would not last one day

31:47 – okay. dating stories. let's get into it.

33:27 – COUCH GUY: he does not sleep in a bed

41:13 – negging, bruised egos, and the biggest ick there is

42:47 – my first date with my husband was a catastrophe

45:27 – he took me to see Annabelle. he did not ask.

47:35 – "do you want me to pay for you?"

49:11 – the panic attack

51:32 – the 11am phone call and the rejection

53:41 – our freshman seminar was called Pros and Cons of Marxism

55:47 – a healthy amount of yearning

57:32 – nobody meets in real life anymore

1:01:36 – he drove me home and then I found him asleep on the toilet

1:05:26 – a girl I don't know hard launched my situationship

1:10:54 – can a situationship ever actually become a relationship

1:15:54 – a daughter wrote in: the juice bar incident

1:19:57 – a daughter wrote in: accidental polyamory

1:21:31 – can you have friends of the opposite sex? a debate.

1:24:20 – sans Sophie

1:30:05 – what actually changes when you get married

1:32:08 – being the single friend when everyone is coupled up

1:35:06 – a daughter wrote in: "what kind of women would you date?"

1:37:00 – the themed coffee shop tangent

1:41:04 – a daughter wrote in: this one isn't funny

1:42:13 – how men talk about their exes on a first date

1:44:43 – Shania Twain and the great husband swap

1:46:56 – send us more stories, we are begging

1:47:38 – she has a date on Friday (they met at an estate sale)

1:49:26 – bye daughters ✨