Patreon Release Date: Jan 28th, 2024

The Underground Cities. You fear to go beneath the Lands Between. The Nox pushed their experiments too greedily and delved too deep into parts of the universe better left unknown. You know what they awoke in the darkness of Ainsel... really big ants.

The Bestiary continues Tarnished! In this episode we cover enemies mostly situated in Caria Manor, the Underground Rivers, the cities of the Nox, and the Moonlit Altar.

Watch out for the Basilisks...

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Patreon Release Date: Jun 3rd 2024

Take a set Tarnished. Today, Alexander and Sir Gideon convene to discuss the wide world of incantations in the Lands Between.

These spells cover many attacks, buffs, debuffs, and enhancements. If you want to shoot frosty dragon breath or shoot a frickin laser beam out of your eye, this is the episode for you!

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Patreon Release Date: Jan 14th 2024

Our journey through the Lands Between continues as we tackle the Lakes of Liurnia!

We tackle the artificial Albinaurics, the crunchy Crystallians, and the hellspawn that are Crayfish. Seriously, we hate crayfish.

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Patreon Release Date: May 5th 2024

Welcome back to the Roundtable Hold Tarnished. This fine morning in the Lands Between, Alexander and Gideon continue their discussion of the joys of Spirit Ashes and the vile horrors of puppets.

Our discussion leads us through the Special Spirit Ashes and the Legendary Spirit Ashes. We talk squad goals, elden drip, and using spirit ashes for hype purposes.

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Patreon Release Date: Dec 23rd 2023

Our journey through the Bestiary of The Lands Between continues! In this episode Alexander and Gideon discuss the creatures found in both the Weeping Peninsula and Caelid, and we must admit this might have the most heavy metal enemies in the game.

We talk about the Disciples of Rot, the Vulgar Militia, Putrid Corpses, and Flame Chariots. Caelid has a strange beauty, but these enemies are both vile and horrifying!

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Patreon Release Date: Sept 28th 2025

How fares the night friend? and what the heck is it? Why is there a goat demon asking me strange questions and who is this talking doll?

Have no fear Nightfarers, today all questions will be answered, or at least considered! Today, we discuss the lore of Elden Ring: Nightreign.

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Patreon Release Date: Apr 6, 2025

In episode 1 of another multi-part series, we are tackling all of the weapons of the Lands Between. We begin with an overview of how weapons work and then we rank and discuss all of the weapons by type.

In Part 1 we cover:
Daggers
Straight Swords
Light Greatswords
Greatswords
Colossal Swords

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So you want to take on the Nightlords. Easier said than done Nightfarer. You might want to have a listen to this here guide.

This episode goes through each Nightlord one at a time to discuss preparation, strategy, movesets, and how not to piss yourself when your two teammates go down and its you against an angry centaur knight or the meanest ice dragon this side of the Siofra River.

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