Maybe the MLBPA will be better off with new leadership, considering the horrific judgment ex-president Tony Clark showed when he hired his sister-in-law, whom he was also BANGING, all while embezzling funds (allegedly, of course).

Being forced to pay Tarik Skubal an extra $13M didn't stop the #Tigers from going full send on 2026 by signing Framber Valdez for $115M AND beloved legend Justin Verlander for another $13M.

The #WhiteSox made multiple headlines for mispeaking, misspelling, and misremembering their own history, offending a Hall of Famer and fans alike.

Add the ominous "Enjoy The Season" to "Biblical Loses" and "Breaking Even" to #Cubs owner Tom Ricketts' list of unfortunate and infamous quotes.

Will the #brewers' addition-by-subtraction philosophy, mixed with some voodoo, continue to pay dividends?

EYEWASH: #Marlins throw it back to classic teal while the #Rangers may have created the greatest giveaway of all time.

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#WhiteSox dump Luis Robert's salary on #Mets after adding Muni Murakami on a low-risk, high-reward deal.Alex Bregman FINALLY lands with the #Cubs one year after it made the most sense, but are they really taking a step forward or merely treading water?The Tarik Skubal arbitration case is the opening battle of the looming CBA war between MLB owners and the Players Association, NOT an indictment of the #Tigers organization. Lack of local TV deals in 2026 for #Brewers and 8 other MLB teams highlights the massive financial gap between baseball's haves and have-nots.https://enemyball.com/

Scott Boras spewed his lame limericks about Tarik Skubal at the Winter Meetings while the #Tigers solidified the backend of the bullpen, re-signing Kyle Finnegan and adding future Hall-of-Famer, Kenley Jansen for good measure.

Justin Ishbian + The Pope + New Stadium = Holy Trinity of #WhiteSox news stories.

With EVERYONE besides Dansby Swanson on expiring contracts after 2026, the #Cubs must go all-in next year. But will work stoppage paranoia and artificial budget constraints doom the season before it begins?

William Contreras made some *interesting* choices with his new body art while the #Brewers return to their roots with powder blue road jerseys.

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Facing 65-year prison sentences on gambling charges, soon-to-be former #Guardians closer Emmanuel Clase and his bullpen cohort, Luis Ortiz, earn our Asshole of the Year dishonor for 2025.

MLB's #2 prospect, Kevin McGonigle, is tearing up the Arizona Fall League, but will he land a spot in the #Tigers' infield for Opening Day 2026?

It's certainly not ideal, but the #WhiteSox had no choice but to pay Luis Robert Jr. $20M.

The #Cubs and Shota Imanaga just can't quit each other, putting the There Are No Bad One-Year Deals mantra to the test.

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Just give us a minute (or an hour) so we can explain the new name, graphics, website, social handles, and why we'll be talking more #Brewers than ever. Denis Leary really is an asshole. Contrary to popular belief, Scott Harris and the #Tigers are actually in a strong position for the Tarik Skubal situation.The #Cubs trade for Kyle Tucker was a failure.How #MLB expansion and radical realignment would look in an ideal world.https://enemyball.com/

We revisit our NostraDumbAss predictions for the 2025 season and make new predictions for the postseason. Then we reveal our nominations and hash out who was the ultimate BADASS of the Year from our pool of #Cubs, #WhiteSox, #Tigers, #SFGiants, and #Athletics.

The #Tigers won a tight series vs. the #WhiteSox, but it's going to take more than that to calm nerves in Detroit these days.

It's all sunshine and balloons on the South Side as the Sox are 12-12 since the All-Star Break!

After placing Luis Robert Jr. on the trading block for years, it now looks like Chris Getz has backed himself into an expensive corner. Fortunately, Jerry Reinsdorf can afford it.

Will the arrival of Owen Caissie be enough for #Cubs fans to step back from the ledge?

After an embarrassing trip to Sox Batting Camp, Colson Montgomery came up swinging to earn Badass of the Week.

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We react LIVE to all the underwhelming #Tigers, #Cubs, #WhiteSox, #SFGiants, and #Athletics transactions in the final hour of the #MLB #TradeDeadline

.ASSTHETICS: MLB and #NASCAR unite at the Speedway Classic at Bristol Motor Speedway.

Emanuel Clase needed to be a little more subtle with his gambling scam if he wanted to avoid our Asshole of the Week dishonor.

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