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Supplementary Material 43

00:00 Introduction and Banter Allotment

01:23 The Hypocrisy of the Defenders of Western Civilisation

10:07 An Optimistic Take?

17:02 Scott Adams' Controversial Legacy

18:43 Scott Alexander's Rationalist Eulogy for Scott Adams

32:31 A Final Tribute to Scott Adams

33:43 Andrew Gold's Interview with a Racist

39:02 Fair Play for being a Racist

41:17 Comparing Follower Counts and Audience Makeup

44:40 Racism and Xenophobia Discussion

49:07 Securing the Future of Our People...

01:00:01 LawTubers and Grifting

01:00:48 Legal Mindset

01:06:02 Antifa Woke Women are Hunting Legal Mindset

01:07:41 A man of Christ

01:09:16 A Red-Blooded American

01:12:35 Woke White Women and Antifa Paranoia

01:13:55 Electro Gym Work and Pygmy Hippo Love

01:18:47 Antifa Paranoia

01:26:36 The True Masculine Renegade YouTuber

01:32:32 Concluding Thoughts and Farewell

Links

• Peter Boghossian complaining about public attention to the Greenland situation
• Mike Cernovich’s tribute: “Scott is loved because he’s devoted his life to service to humanity”
• In full: Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney’s speech at the World Economic Forum (Davos)
• Scott Alexander’s eulogy to Scott Adams
• Coleman Hughes on Scott Adams at The Free Press
• Andrew Gold – Heretics: “I Confront Britain’s Biggest Racist”
• Liam Tufts: “Would You Let Your Kid Date a Black Person?” | Steve Laws sparks a heated debate
• Legal Mindset: “Free Kaya, Punish Hasan” (Fast Facts)
• Rob’s Media: Idiot Influencers – Legal Mindset (Go East channel background)

We return for Part 2 of our Scott Galloway deep dive, where the vibes remain strong, the confidence unwavering, and the relationship with empirical evidence increasingly… decorative.

Returning to our Modern Wisdom safari, we continue navigating the forbidden terrain of men, masculinity, and male suffering: a topic so dangerous that it requires constant ritual disclaimers, whispered caveats, and the occasional nervous glance around the bar to make sure we can take out the other men if necessary.

We cover Scott's outline of his masculine Third Way: rejecting both the Right’s “Bring Back the Fifties” masculinity and the Left’s “Men Are the Problem” framework, in favour of a solution that might be described as Stern Dad Who’s Also Nice About It. Prepare to thrill at proposals of mandatory national service, kindness as a masculine superpower, and the radical idea that young people might benefit from not being economically crushed.

Things get spicier when we’re told what women really want and learn about the adaptive skill check of the female orgasm. Chris Williamson unveils a prepared essay on What Men Want which proves to be a moving piece of therapeutic slam poetry that somehow manages to combine manosphere grievance mongering with woke therapy talk. We learn how what men really just want to be told is “you are enough" and should be kind for kindness sake, but also should optimise their friend group such that they can properly signal their high mate quality and train hard enough to take out all other males in the bar.

Finally, we hit peak Decoding Mode as Scott’s statistics begin to escalate: boys are ten times more likely to kill themselves, father absence turns sons into inmates, daughters into promiscuous approval-seekers, and nearly every claim is delivered with total confidence and minimal concern for effect sizes, confounds, or whether the study actually exists. Decorative scholarship is in full bloom.

We do our best as two hyper-masculine men to separate reasonable concerns about boys, mentorship, and social policy from hyperbolic factoids, pop-psych inflation, and the familiar habit of smuggling moral arguments in under the banner of “what the science says.”

Bring your hunting knife and stoic daily diary. Take your testosterone injection. And get ready for some man talk!

Links

• Modern Wisdom: The War On Men Isn’t Helping Anyone - Scott Galloway
• The Diary of a CEO: Scott Galloway: We’re Raising The Most Unhappy Generation In History! Hard Work Doesn't Build Wealth

• Culpin, I., Heuvelman, H., Rai, D., Pearson, R. M., Joinson, C., Heron, J., … Kwong, A. S. F. (2022). Father absence and trajectories of offspring mental health across adolescence and young adulthood: Findings from a UK-birth cohort. Journal of Affective Disorders, 314, 150–159.
• Dekker, M. C., Ferdinand, R. F., van Lang, N. D. J., Bongers, I. L., van der Ende, J., & Verhulst, F. C. (2007). Developmental trajectories of depressive symptoms from early childhood to late adolescence: Gender differences and adult outcome. Journal of Child Psychology and Psychiatry, 48(7), 657–666.
• Angelakis, I., Austin, J. L., & Gooding, P. (2020). Association of childhood maltreatment with suicide behaviors among young people: a systematic review and meta-analysis. JAMA network open, 3(8), e2012563-e2012563.
• Zhang, L., Wang, P., Liu, L., Wu, X., & Wang, W. (2026). Different roles of child abuse and neglect on emerging adult's nonsuicidal self-injury and suicidal ideation: sex difference through emotion regulation. Current...

We dig deep into the online world to DO OUR OWN RESEARCH and return with horrors never dreamt of by man.

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Supplementary Material 42

00:00 Introduction

11:13 Rogan and Shane Gillis on Nick Fuentes vs Piers Morgan

17:49 Jimmy Carr's Physics Insights

24:00 The comedian shuffle

25:12 Andrew Huberman teams up with Goop!

30:41 Huberman injects his dog with testosterone.

32:09 Bryan Johnson and the secret longevity of the penis

35:41 The Science Behind Huberman's Careful Product Endorsements

39:48 The Statistics of Home Alone

41:22 Bryan Johnson's Love Tweet

46:24 Bryan Johnson's horrible treatment of his ex-fiancée

51:30 Andrea Botez and Influencer Health Research

57:41 Bespoke Treatments with Medical AIs

01:04:28 Self-Research, Stock Picking, and Gambling

01:07:47 Health Systems and their imperfections

01:12:37 Doing Your Own Research...

01:17:38 Matt's Content Recommendations

01:20:45 Outro

Links

• NYT – How Trump Fixed On a Maduro Loyalist as Venezuela’s New Leader
• Triggernometry – “A Revolution is Coming!” – Jimmy Carr
• GQ – How Andrew Huberman, Goop Kitchen Collaborator, Is Staying Healthy in 2026
• Vanity Fair – Why Bryan Johnson, Dave Asprey, and the Other Longevity Bros Are Obsessed With Penises
• Luis Batalha – Tweet on the “Home Alone” paper
• Bryan Johnson – “Love” tweet
• Andrea Botez – Hearing Loss Update...