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Dam Internet, You Scary!

Dam Internet, You Scary!

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THE BOYS ARE BACK!! FROM THE ALL DEF PODCAST: "THE INTERNET IS UNDEFEATED" COMES A NEW SPINOFF SHOW CALLED "DAM INTERNET, YOU SCARY!!"Hosts Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud break down the hilarious yet horrifying things we see on the internet every day!! Then close the curtains and get into some creepy conspiracies!!

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  • 324: Bees That Eat Meat & Boars That Turn BLUE?! | w/Malcolm Barrett and Roxxy Haze

    324: Bees That Eat Meat & Boars That Turn BLUE?! | w/Malcolm Barrett and Roxxy Haze
    Oct 16 2025
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    💀 Welcome back to another wild episode of Dam Internet, You Scary! with Tahir Moore & Patrick Cloud!

    This week, we’re joined by Roxxy Haze & Malcolm Barrett for one of the funniest, weirdest, and most chaotic episodes ever.

    Guests: Malcolm Barrett https://www.instagram.com/verbalberappin
    Roxxy Haze ‪ @roxxyhaze

    👊 From debating which country produces the best fighters (spoiler: Russians are terrifying), to discovering meat-eating bees and blue-colored wild boars, this one’s got it all. We also talk war on free speech, Disney’s secret Florida empire, and why Roxxy is the Michael Jordan of being sick but still showing up.

    💬 In This Episode

    Rocky villains, Russians, and cauliflower ears 🥊
    Malcolm's Batman impression 🦇
    Blue boars & “meat honey” 🐝
    Disney’s shady land grab in Florida 🏰
    Oysters, pirates, and slave prices (yes, really) 😬
    Roxxy’s GoFundMe ❤️

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    0:00 – The Street Fighter Roast 🔥
    2:25 – Rocky Villains Ranked 🥊
    4:00 – Who Would Win: Russians vs Everyone
    6:30 – The Cauliflower Ear Conspiracy 👂
    8:00 – Nut Training & Male Pain Olympics 😬
    9:00 – Intro: Dam Internet, You Scary! w/ Roxxy & Malcolm
    11:00 – Why Roxxy Stopped Saying the N-Word
    13:00 – Trump, Free Speech & Comedy in Danger 🇺🇸
    17:00 – Writers’ Rooms, Race & Representation in Hollywood
    18:45 – Ad Break – CashApp 💸
    21:20 – iPhone’s “Emergency Bypass” Chaos 📱
    23:40 – Waffle House Waitress Wins $10 Million?! 🧇💰
    25:30 – How To Secretly Claim Lottery Money in Delaware 💼
    27:00 – Batman Impressions Gone Wrong 🦇🤣
    33:00 – Ad Break – Factor Meals 🍽️
    34:00 – Blue Boars Found in California 😳💙
    36:00 – “Meat Honey” Is a Thing?! 🐝🍖
    40:30 – Drunk Bees Get Executed?! 😵
    43:00 – Royal Fatness, Negan & The Walking Dead 🍗
    44:00 – Ad Break – PrizePicks 🏈💰
    46:00 – The Pirate Who Put a Bounty on the Governor 🏴‍☠️
    50:00 – How Much Was a Slave Worth? 💔
    52:15 – The Drunk Marathon with Wine, Oysters & Steak 🍷🏃‍♂️
    55:00 – Oysters That Kill People 😬
    59:00 – Disney’s Secret Florida Land Grab 🏰
    1:02:00 – Disney vs. Anheuser-Busch: The Beer Battle 🍺
    1:04:00 – Wrap-Up: Roxxy’s Surgery & GoFundMe ❤️
    1:05:30 – Patrick’s Special, Tahir’s Tour, and Final Shenanigans 🎤


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    1 Std. und 7 Min.
  • 323: Serial Killer Nicknames Were Wild 💀 | with Malcolm Barrett and Roxxy Haxe on DIYS

    323: Serial Killer Nicknames Were Wild 💀 | with Malcolm Barrett and Roxxy Haxe on DIYS
    Oct 9 2025
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    🤣 Welcome back to Dam Internet, You Scary! — where comedy meets creepy! This week, Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud are joined by Malcolm Barrett (Timeless, The Boys, Genius) and Roxxy Haze for an unhinged conversation about:

    Fish buttholes evolving into human fingers (yeah, science said that)
    The Michigan Dogman sightings
    Wildest serial killer nicknames
    Halloween freestyles gone wrong
    And the movie scenes that cost MILLIONS just to film

    💀 From creepy legends to wild science facts — this episode is full of chaos, laughs, and “did they really say that?” moments.

    Guests: Malcolm Barrett https://www.instagram.com/verbalberappin
    Roxxy Haze @roxxyhaze Help Roxxy Heal: Surgery and Therapy Support https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-roxxy-heal-surgery-and-therapy-support

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    00:00 – “I Don’t Do a Lot” 🤥 — Catching up with Malcolm Barrett & Roxy
    01:15 – “Sensitive Mode Isn’t Real” 📱
    03:12 – “Zoo Cousins & Dolphin Crimes” 🐬
    05:00 – “Broke with 2 Shows on BET” 💸
    06:40 – “Halloween Freestyle Goes Left Fast” 🎃
    09:30 – “We Came From Fish Buttholes” 🐟➡️🖐️
    13:20 – “So Fingers Were Booty Muscles?” 😭
    15:00 – “Albert Fish: The Real-Life Horror” 🔪
    19:00 – “Serial Killer Names Were CRAZY” 😈
    20:00 – 💨 Ad Read – In The Cloud 🍃 (Use Code DIY for 30% Off)
    23:00 – “The Houston Bayou Killer” 🌊
    25:00 – “The First 48 Logic” 🕵️‍♂️
    26:00 – “Graffiti or Hieroglyphics?” 🏺
    28:00 – “Dogmen in Michigan?! Real or Nah?” 🐺
    36:00 – 💊 Ad Read – BlueChew (Promo Code DIY)
    38:00 – “Movie Sets That Shut Down Cities” 🎬
    42:00 – “Fun Facts That Sound Fake But Are Real” 🧠
    44:00 – “Bananas Are Berries, Strawberries Ain’t!” 🍌🍓
    46:00 – “Chins: Humans Only Club” 😏
    49:00 – “3 Trillion Trees & Spider Body Doubles” 🌳🕷️
    52:00 – “The Moon is Literally Leaving Us” 🌝➡️
    55:00 – “A Dam Shifted Earth’s Axis?! 🌎”
    57:00 – “The Scientists Just Don’t Care Anymore 😂”
    59:00 – “Closing Shenanigans + Roxy’s GoFundMe” ❤️
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    1 Std. und 4 Min.
  • 322: Skin Walker Ranch, Alien Myths and Wild Brand Deals! on DIYS with Khleo Thomas

    322: Skin Walker Ranch, Alien Myths and Wild Brand Deals! on DIYS with Khleo Thomas
    Oct 3 2025
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    This week on Dam Internet, You Scary!, we’re joined by actor, artist, and host Khleo Thomas (aka Mr. Slick Living)! 🎬 From wild hookup stories and fast-food conspiracies to Skinwalker Ranch and the Battle of Los Angeles, this episode is packed with hilarious takes and creepy tales.

    👉 Watch as we break down:

    The weirdest celebrity brand deals (Vax That Thang Up, McDonald’s meals, & more)

    The Popeyes vs. KFC debate 🍗
    Skinwalker Ranch mysteries 👽
    Wildest dating experiences you won’t believe 🤯
    When LA called 911 over the Milky Way

    🔥 Don’t miss Khleo’s updates on New York Comic-Con, his latest films, and his live shows!

    Hosts @tahirmoore @PatrickCloudChannel
    Guest @KhleoThomasTV https://www.instagram.com/khleothomas
    Producer @HippieGoals https://www.hippiegoals.com

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    00:00 – Inflatable Buzz Lightyear costume nostalgia
    01:04 – Introducing Khleo Thomas (aka Mr. Slick Living)
    02:18 – Halloween costumes & Colonel Sanders talk
    06:09 – Popeyes vs. KFC: Who really wins?
    09:21 – The wildest fast-food brand deals
    13:21 – “Vax That Thang Up” & celebrity endorsements gone too far
    15:34 – Ad Break – Kickoff Credit Builder
    18:36 – Where’s the line for brand deals?
    19:26 – Clone-a-Willy deal
    21:20 – Internet toxicity & social media grind
    23:35 – Dating a lesbian… gone wrong
    25:31 – Wildest hookup adventures (yes, little person story)
    29:41 – DoorDash order stops a kidnapping?!
    33:02 – Creepy Story: Skinwalker Ranch & Navajo witches
    38:02 – WTF is a cow fistula?
    39:04 – Disturbing origins of STDs
    41:42 – When LA mistook the Milky Way for UFOs
    42:27 – Battle of Los Angeles: Were aliens involved?
    43:34 – Wrapping up: Khleo’s Comic-Con, films, and projects
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    46 Min.
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