The shack is back? More like "The shack is whack!"

Justin and Steve head to the links for another round of Sequel Summer and tee up some very hot takes on Caddyshack II. This completely unnecessary follow-up to one of the most beloved sports comedies of the '80s forgets one important element that made the original a classic… sports!

Because why should a movie called Caddyshack II have anything to do with caddies or where they hang out? But don’t worry, there are more real estate hijinks than you can shake a nine-iron at.

As far as the boys are concerned, this movie gets no respect from them.

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How do you make a spin-off of one of the most popular TV shows of all time while the original is still on the air?
You show the audience what happens… at night.

This week, Justin and Steve trade in their swim trunks for leather jackets and binoculars to explore

BAYWATCH NIGHTS. David Hasselhoff shows us another side of everyone’s favorite lifeguard, Mitch, as he starts a beach-centric private eye business, and apparently never sleeps. But no matter how good of a P.I. you might be, you’ll never see the crazy genre pivot this show takes in its second season.

Nobody wanted this spin-off, and the wildly successful original show didn’t need a franchise. It’s the TV equivalent of a waiter pouring hot fudge all over a steak you were in the middle of enjoying.

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It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s... Duckie from PRETTY IN PINK? 
No, wait! It’s SUPERMAN IV: THE QUEST FOR PEACE!

To gear up for the release of SUPERMAN, Steve and Justin are talking about the fourth installment of the original Superman film series—and Christopher Reeve’s final flight in the world’s most famous Speedo.

And who better to take the reins for the big finale than Cannon Films, who, in the same year as QUEST FOR PEACE, also released the deep-bench sequels Death Wish 4 and American Ninja III.

It’s a cheap, flimsy whimper of an ending for the legendary franchise, and killed any other Superman movies for 19 years. Not even Lex Luthor could have done as much damage to the Man of Steel.

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Yes. This episode is about Stephen Baldwin, the party-boy actor who became a born-again religious grifter and the cringiest man on TikTok, and who also happens to be the worst installment in the Baldwin quadrilogy.

Steve and Justin take a look at the man through his faith-based YouTube special, HEAVEN, HOW I GOT HERE: THE STORY OF THE THIEF ON THE CROSS.
They’ll discover that all it takes to change a man is witnessing the greatest tragedy in American history… and then making it all about himself.

Is it unfair to talk about the man behind his back? Maybe.
But the boys have made it very clear: all he has to do to be a guest on the podcast is show up to one of our live shows with "DP" tattooed on his arm.

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This week, DISASTERPIECE celebrates the 50th anniversary of JAWS by taking a look at its worst sequel, JAWS: THE REVENGE … A movie so crazy and misguided that a shark seeking personal revenge on the Brody family is the least of its problems.

Join Steve and Justin as they navigate a sea of insane decision-making that includes (but is not limited to): a magic shark that can roar, Michael Caine in shorts, telepathy, extremely horny characters, and some of the craziest dialogue the boys have ever had to try to decode. Not to mention one of the most unjustified explosions in film history.

Nothing in this movie makes much sense … except for the dollar signs in the producers' eyes. Luckily, when JAWS: THE REVENGE was released, audiences made it clear that they were “DONE-DONE” with the franchise, and let the descendants of Bruce the shark rest ... for now.

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Justin and Steve are here to podcast and chew bubble gum. And we’re all out of bubble gum…

It’s time for DISASTERPIECE to cover their first-ever video game sequel: DUKE NUKEM FOREVER, the worst entry in a beloved—and wildly offensive—first-person shooter franchise. A game in development for so long that many of the teens who weren’t allowed to play the original had kids by the time it was released.

But even though DUKE NUKEM FOREVER took almost forever to create, don’t worry, kids—it’s still packed with just as much crass humor, toxic masculinity, hyper-violence, misogyny, and good old-fashioned swearing as you remember. And if all of that seemed way too offensive to grown-ups in 2011, don’t worry about that either—because the game was such a stinker, it killed the whole franchise.

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The weather’s getting nicer and the multiplexes are packed with IP, which can only mean one thing… It’s SEQUEL SUMMER!

Justin and Steve are spending the next three months exploring some of the worst #2s of all time—starting with the infamous cult disaster: Highlander II: The Quickening.

“There should have only been ONE!” pretty much sums up how the boys feel about it, especially since they got their hands on the notorious, out-of-print U.S. theatrical cut of this classic disasterpiece.

This version is somehow shorter and much worse than the fully restored cut. It’s a movie so bad, they invented the “Poochie” rule—retconning the main characters’ origin stories to explain that they’ve been aliens the whole time.

Yeah… It’s that bad.

WATCH HIGHLANDER II: THE QUICKENING (Theatrical cut)

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What is DIVX?? It’s a super convenient way to rent movies without rentals or late fees. Simply go to Circuit City, buy a DIVX disc and DIVX DVD player, connect the player to your phone line, call to activate the disc for 48hrs, call back if you want to watch it again for a fee, call back a third time if you want to purchase your movie for an additional fee, or just go all the way back to Circuit City to recycle the disc. IT’S THAT EASY!

Join Justin and Steve as Disasterpiece explores one of the biggest failures in the home media market and a harbinger of doom for the entire film industry.

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