Derek Savage's Cool Cat Saves the Kids is almost impossible to explain. On the surface, it’s a feature-length kids’ movie starring a talking cat who helps his friends deal with bullies. But underneath is something much more sinister and corrupt that has Steve and Justin convinced that Cool Cat might actually be a harbinger of doom, here to signal the end of times (or maybe he’s just a weird guy in a suit).

The boys come close to insanity as they peel back the never-ending layers of Derek Savage and all of his creations. And just when it couldn’t get any weirder, they uncover his pro-Trump underground rap career.

This is a wild one, folks—maybe the wildest DISASTERPIECE has ever covered.

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By this point, you know that Cop Rock is a gritty police TV show that is also, somehow, a musical.

And if you knew about Cop Rock before listening to this podcast, it’s probably because of this week’s episode, “A Three Corpse Meal,” and not because of the insane title.

Steve and Justin are finally talking about—and singing along with—“The Baby Merchant (Tots-Я-Us).” It’s one of the weirdest episodes yet, dropping the hardcore, real-life police drama in favor of side plots about diets, the illegal baby trade, and two senior citizens going on a date.

WE LOVE COP ROCK!

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Chuck Norris is gone. But in his wake, he left behind countless roundhouse kicks, thousands of bad jokes, the best Conan O’Brien bit of all time, and a handful of bad-to-okay movies.

There is no better way for Justin and Steve to talk about the highly problematic man who should have just stayed a meme than by partnering up and investigating the scene (obviously without a warrant).

1995’s Top Dog is a kids’ movie (?) that covers all the major issues children in San Diego had to face in the ’90s—just kidding, it’s actually about white supremacy and hate crimes.

It’s an absolute mishmash of tones and genres, set in a world where a dog-cop can understand English and rack up 115 arrests, while also dealing with the rise of domestic terrorism.

The boys had very different experiences watching Top Dog, but they can both agree that it’s probably best that, after this, Chuck Norris’s big-screen career was sent to a farm upstate forever.

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Crank the theme, Randy! It's COP ROCK time!

Justin and Steve are back on the beat to cover the third episode of Steven Bocho's ill-fated, gritty musical cop show COP ROCK. The boys are three episodes in, and they still can't believe their ears and eyes.

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What’s more Irish than a mint-flavored milkshake? Lots of things! But aside from Wendy’s baked potato, the McDonald’s Shamrock Shake is the most Irish thing you can order at a fast food restaurant.

This week, Justin and Steve sit down to do a live taste test of the world’s only Irish-themed dessert and learn about its humble beginnings—and how it might have actually saved a bunch of kids’ lives.

The boys also take a trip down memory lane to examine the existential quagmire that is being a Grimace named Grimace.

Happy St. Paddy's Day!

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EMERGENCY EPISODE!

The boys call an emergency episode to talk about MERCY, a movie that came and went faster than Chris Pratt’s lovable era.

Steve and Justin have a million questions about this Philip K. Limp Dick entry in the hard sci-fi genre, like: “Is this pro- or anti-AI?”, “Why did Rebecca Ferguson agree to this?”, and “WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED, ANDY DWYER??” Luckily, Judge Maddox herself is here to clear some of it up.

MERCY is already a strong contender for worst movie of 2026, but unlike real AI, it has no capacity to learn anything.

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The boys are going back to where it all began to check in on their pal, QUIGLEY, the heaven-sent Pomeranian reincarnation of Gary Busey.

A lot has changed since Steve and Justin launched the Disasterpiece franchise with QUIGLEY, including the meteoric rise of LONGLEGS director Osgood Perkins, who is somehow the second lead in this faith-based family film.

Will this K-9-of-kindness kids’ adventure film hold up for the boys? Or have they seen too much insanity in the last five years for this to even register on their weird scale? Just like God, Justin and Steve are here to give Archie Channing one more shot.

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COP ROCK!! If you listened to our episode about the pilot of the gritty ’90s musical cop show COP ROCK, you know that Justin and Steve fell in love with the boys in blue who sing the blues.

So they’re heading back out on the beat to cover the second episode of this mismatched genre mash-up, titled “Ill-Gotten Gaines.”

Will the second episode be as fun as the pilot? Will the songs still come out of nowhere and have almost nothing to do with the plot? Will the cowboy robot make an appearance? WILL RANDY NEWMAN STILL PERFORM THE THEME SONG??

Luckily for the boys, the answer to all of these questions is a resounding yes.

We plan on covering every episode of COP ROCK this year, so subscribe and don’t miss a thing.

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