More open mics, but even more football chatter. MD goes solo on this one, where I try out some new boo-worthy material, and why us miserable Jets fans should be rooting for Sam Darnold in the Super Bowel.

Quick hits (which is what I will be referring to the random topics that come about in future show notes, so you only get this explanation once): becoming a runner to sustain your drug habits, viewing dead friends on close friends' stories, making a band social media before making any music, and walking away from the casino when you're up.

Yes, this is the episode with the audio of my sad return to stand-up! Monthly Matt Caracciolo joins the show and we hit topics such as the Michael Jordan murdered father conspiracy, men arguing, pre-Kaepernick Newark Bears lore, baseball peanut etiquette, the first hawk tuah mention in 2026, the overlooked Kurt Cobain + Stu Pickles correlation, and all things OPEN MIC! We get raw, we get righteous, yet we remain real.

Bar Mitzvah Madden tournaments, welfare fraud rap sheet, honeymoon kool-aid, weezy takes on Caleb's nail polish, Bush the band, old head DIY, 12 dollars an hour, Greg Jennings, and a quick browse of the feed during the Verizon SOS. Plus, a little sneak peak of my first time performing at an open mic in over a decade... oh it's all downhill from here.