Remember those audio clips from your favorite childhood shows, the ones that pleasurably lifted your scalp off and tickled your brain meats? We celebrate the old ones and make new ones, plus our delectable vocal stylings on accents of the world.

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Theme Music by Rocky Marsiano

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Did you know we're topical? We're SO topical. In this episode, we hit the 3 M's everyone is talking about these days: Mormons, molasses, and Madonna. Incredible. Did you know Boston once lost its greatest men, women and horses to a sticky-sweet flood of molasses in the year 1919? You won't learn this from NPR. (I'm lying, of course. NPR has a whole episode on it. But ours is funnier.) Also in this episode: how to get revenge on your ex, using only bologna and a HINT of Tajín.

BONUS: Here's a video of the unicorn transformer from the episode:
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/BB62HWW08Pk

Come-on!!

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Theme Music by Rocky Marsiano

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We're special guested -- by yet another therapist! Aren't there enough of those these days? Honestly, you can't throw a stone without talking about somebody's childhood and the first time they fell out of a coconut tree while masturbating. Special guest David is here to tell us all about his origin story in a pink tutu, but only after we sidetrack for our first Small Talk through voice filters. Finally, we cancel men, because they still deserve it.

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Theme Music by Rocky Marsiano

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