1. "How do I get people to shut up while I'm in the afterglow of an orgasm?" "I've been kidnapped and starved in a closet by a lesbian power couple." "My friend broke her arm and I couldn't stop laughing."
   
   I don't know what this episode is about other than whatever is generally wrong with us. Special guest Micha is here to answer our shame-based therapeutic questions and have all her dreams come true, which (like all of us) is just to dissolve into a fantasy of well-soundtracked celebrities having sex.

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   Theme Music by Rocky Marsiano

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Remember those audio clips from your favorite childhood shows, the ones that pleasurably lifted your scalp off and tickled your brain meats? We celebrate the old ones and make new ones, plus our delectable vocal stylings on accents of the world.

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Theme Music by Rocky Marsiano

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Did you know we're topical? We're SO topical. In this episode, we hit the 3 M's everyone is talking about these days: Mormons, molasses, and Madonna. Incredible. Did you know Boston once lost its greatest men, women and horses to a sticky-sweet flood of molasses in the year 1919? You won't learn this from NPR. (I'm lying, of course. NPR has a whole episode on it. But ours is funnier.) Also in this episode: how to get revenge on your ex, using only bologna and a HINT of Tajín.

BONUS: Here's a video of the unicorn transformer from the episode:
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/BB62HWW08Pk

Come-on!!

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Theme Music by Rocky Marsiano

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