Welcome back to another episode of BUTT HONESTLY—where the slopes are slippery and apparently so is the competition.

This week, the guys ski straight into the headlines with chatter about Olympic ski jumpers allegedly getting a little… plumped before takeoff. Is it aerodynamics? Is it vanity? Is it just very enthusiastic tailoring? We investigate!

In the mail sack, we’ve got a Booty Gangster with a less-talked-about diagnosis—H. pylori—because sometimes the real party is in your stomach. Another listener wants to know how to properly Doxy PEP for vacation (nothing says “bon voyage” like a pill schedule), and someone else writes in about a LOUD MOAN in the dark that may or may not have caused a mild panic. Subtlety? Never heard of her.

The guys also unpack the cancellation of Boots—but why though? Industry tea is spilled respectfully-ish. And with Valentine’s Day upon us (aka Singles Awareness Day, aka Buy Yourself the Flowers Day), Dr. Carlton and Dangilo reflect on love, lust, and the art of pretending you “didn’t want to go out anyway.”

As always, they wrap it all up with Love Language of the Week—because whether you’re plumped, PEP’d, pylori-positive, or passionately loud, you still deserve connection.

Press play. It’s competitive out here. 🎿🍑

Welcome back to another episode of BUTT HONESTLY, where the mail sack is heavy.

This week, we’re opening letters that range from medically curious to emotionally tender to “wait… what happened on that cruise?” A Booty Gangster writes in with a post–anal wart surgery question—because nothing says self-care like proper aftercare. Dr. Carlton delivers the calm, clinical reassurance you need, while Dangilo reacts the way you probably did in your car.

We also hear from a listener trying to figure out where they fit within the community—socially, sexually, spiritually, existentially… you know, light stuff. The guys get real (but not too real) about belonging, labels, and the myth of having it all figured out.

Then there’s the story of “the twink who got away.” Was it fate? Bad timing? A missed DM? Or simply upper body strength limitations? We unpack the romance, the regret, and the delusion with the tenderness it deserves.

And because no gay week is complete without at least one headline, the boys discuss this year’s Atlantis Cruise arrest—proving once again that what happens at sea… sometimes requires legal counsel.

Outside the inbox, the guys weigh in on The Traitors and other TV obsessions, dissecting strategy, betrayal, and why reality television is somehow more stable than most dating situations. It’s thoughtful commentary, but with more side-eye.

As always, we close with Love Language of the Week—because after surgery talk, cruise chaos, and lost twinks, we still believe in connection. Even if it’s complicated. Even if it sailed away.

Press play. Your curiosity already has. 🍑🎙️

Welcome back to BUTT HONESTLY, where the inbox is full, the opinions are louder, and the hole—emotionally speaking—is packed this week.

We’re drowning in messages from the Booty Gang, starting with a listener in Minneapolis who’s discovered a surprisingly creative way to resist ICE (no spoilers, but it’s giving civic duty with flair). Then we head south to Austin, where a friend has some very real, very personal questions about their recent JPOUCH surgery—medical, intimate, and exactly why this show exists. And because balance is important, we also hear from a listener with firsthand experience in a group that gets a little… HANDY. Educational? Sure. Eye-opening? Absolutely.

On the road again, Dr. Carlton recaps his trip to Mr. Chicago Leather, bringing boots-on-the-ground reporting and just enough detail to make you grateful this is an audio medium. The guys weigh in on the Grammys and Dangilo fills us in on the latest O’so Sucia event, including what happens when the vibe is hot but the chemistry is… well like a missing persons ad.

It’s one of those episodes that swings effortlessly between politics, medicine, pop culture, and horny confusion—with professionalism optional and opinions fully formed.

As always, the episode wraps with Love Language of the Week, because after all that leather, feedback, and secondhand awkwardness, we still believe in feelings.

Press play. Your earbuds can handle it. 🎧🍑