Welcome back to another episode of BUTT HONESTLY—where the slopes are slippery and apparently so is the competition.

This week, the guys ski straight into the headlines with chatter about Olympic ski jumpers allegedly getting a little… plumped before takeoff. Is it aerodynamics? Is it vanity? Is it just very enthusiastic tailoring? We investigate!

In the mail sack, we’ve got a Booty Gangster with a less-talked-about diagnosis—H. pylori—because sometimes the real party is in your stomach. Another listener wants to know how to properly Doxy PEP for vacation (nothing says “bon voyage” like a pill schedule), and someone else writes in about a LOUD MOAN in the dark that may or may not have caused a mild panic. Subtlety? Never heard of her.

The guys also unpack the cancellation of Boots—but why though? Industry tea is spilled respectfully-ish. And with Valentine’s Day upon us (aka Singles Awareness Day, aka Buy Yourself the Flowers Day), Dr. Carlton and Dangilo reflect on love, lust, and the art of pretending you “didn’t want to go out anyway.”

As always, they wrap it all up with Love Language of the Week—because whether you’re plumped, PEP’d, pylori-positive, or passionately loud, you still deserve connection.

Press play. It’s competitive out here. 🎿🍑