The squad navigates an unhinged Homie Helpline when a listener reveals her sister is dating a convict who claims his attempted murder charge was just a "baby stab," prompting callers to share terrifying stories of neck stabbings and exes drawing severed heads 🗡️😱! Between crime sagas, the crew breaks down Khloé Kardashian roasting a viral teacher on TV, Tobey Maguire officiating his ex-wife's wedding, and the Dodgers getting haunted by the Fister Hotel ghost 💅🕷️⚾.

[Edited by @iamdyre 🧢]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(2:59) Chisme

(5:30) Petty Police

(9:26) Scrolling

(13:37) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(16:02) Homie Helpline

(49:34) Tepic's Teachings

(54:41) Chisme

(57:07) Play Ball

(1:01:04) Money Moves

(1:04:09) Studious Foo

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The squad kicks off by reacting to viral TikTok star Loose Cannons One, the fake "Mocha Mike" whose soft-spoken Michael Jackson filter persona completely crumbles into unhinged live-stream crashouts 🎤🕺. Things get terrifyingly chaotic on the Homie Helpline when a listener asks if her sister should stick with a guy who served time for an attempted murder stabbing that he insists was just a "baby stab" 🗡️😳. Unfiltered callers chime in with their own crazy crime sagas, including an ex-chola drawing severed heads, a neck-stabbing during the Tyson vs. Holyfield fight, and a cousin’s wild drug-induced rampage 🥊🩸. Plus, the crew dissects Martha Stewart exposing Kmart for stereotyping poor people with dark-colored towels to hide dirt 🧼🛌.

[Edited by @iamdyre 🧢]

Chapters

(00:00) Scrolling

(4:11) Homie Helpline

(27:16) Money Moves

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The squad navigates a spine-chilling Homie Helpline packed with unhinged sleep paralysis stories, from ex-girlfriends casting brujeria to make beds shake to Grim Reaper premonitions at Uncle Jesse's house 😈👻! Between the terrifying paranormal encounters, the crew breaks down Ben Affleck getting banned twice from Instagram for impersonating himself, Kobe Bryant's throwback moves on Catherine Zeta-Jones, and the petty Dodger fan who refused to give a playoff foul ball to a 4-year-old Braves fan 📱🏀⚾

[Edited by @iamdyre 👾]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(2:56) Chisme

(5:05) Petty Police

(7:32) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(8:46) Homie Helpline

(47:41) Chisme

(49:58) Tepic's Teachings

(51:32) Studious Foo

(53:29) Play Ball

Experience the Culture: Catch Brown Bag Mornings and the rest of the network 24/7 on the Amplified Voices TV app: amplifiedvoices.com/podcast-brown-bag/

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