Ever feel like you’re the only sane one on a planet full of whackadoodles? Welcome to This is EARTH — the brutally honest, laugh-out-loud survival guide you can’t stop listening to. Narrated by author Howard Glazer in his signature sarcastic style, this isn’t your typical self-help audiobook. It’s for anyone who’s ever felt like a rational alien trapped on an irrational planet. Spoiler alert: common sense is vanishing… so you’d better get used to it.

Howard spent years collecting thoughts, stories, and facepalms, and turned them into an audiobook that’s equal parts rant and roadmap. Expect bold truths you’ve probably been thinking but never said out loud, biting humor that calls out the absurdities of everyday life, and just enough “did he really just say that?” moments to shake up your perspective.

Inside, you’ll hear about:

The unapologetic “F*ck’em Principle” (yes, it’s exactly what it sounds like)

Why your perspective might be your most underrated superpower

The difference between character and reputation

Why some people are just a**holes: how not to be one, and how to deal with the ones you can’t avoid

How AI, social media, politics, money, friends, and your mindset quietly shape your life, and much more.

This is not about puppies and rainbows, or wishful thinking — it’s about waking up to the real world, laughing through the madness, and staying grounded when the world’s completely unhinged. So, if you’ve ever asked yourself: 1- “Why are people like this?” 2- “Why is everyone so offended all the time?” and 3- “Am I the only one who sees how out of control this is?”… then you’re not alone. Whether you’re burned out, baffled, or just plain fed up, this refreshingly satirical and deeply grounded audiobook will challenge how you see the world, and yourself.