A third collection of stand-up comedy series from ex-police officer Alfie Moore

Winner of the 2026 Best Comedy ARIA

Ever wondered what sort of a copper you might make?

In these three series, policeman turned stand-up Alfie Moore gives his audience of deputies the chance to find out, as he swears them in and presents them with some real-life scenarios to see how they’ll deal with the dilemmas he faced. Sharing hilarious anecdotes from his time on the front line and giving a helpful breakdown of the ins and outs of British law, he invites them to explain what decisions they would have made – and why...

With 18 years’ experience as a bobby on the beat, Alfie’s seen it all, and the stories from his casebook range from a delicate situation involving a worried daughter, an elderly father and his much younger girlfriend to a caravan conundrum, a neighbour dispute that turns dangerous and a potential case of coercive control. He also tackles the thorny issue of knife crime, takes us through the 10-week journey of training a new recruit – and tells a heartwarming tale of our favourite canine copper, Zeus the Police Dog.

Also included is a Christmas Special, in which Alfie introduces us to a cavalcade of festive characters, including a gas station Grinch, an inebriated Mary and Joseph, and a Christmas Eve saviour.


Series 7:

1. Workplace Theft
2. Custody Officer
3. Vulnerable Adult
4. Student Officer
5. Caravan Conundrum
6. Speeding

Christmas Special

Series 8:

1. Bounty Hunter
2. Anger Management
3. Top Dog
4. Knife Crime
5. The Make Off
6. Domestic Violence

Series 9:

1. Bus Stop Assault
2. Freedom of Expression
3. Suspicious Death
4. Citizen’s Arrest
5. The Steelworks
6. Misrepresentation

Production credits
Written and presented by Alfie Moore
Produced by Sam Holmes
Script Editor: Will Ing
Production Co-ordinators: Katie Baum, Becky Carewe-Jeffries & Caroline Barlow
A BBC Studios Production

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