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Rafe Williams is channeling Michael McDonald for his National Anthem punishment, the Belleville Chili Cook-Off has turned into a gastrointestinal danger zone, and Riz is having a full-blown crisis over the size of his teeth on the new Rizz Show billboard.Welcome to another episode of The Rizzuto Show, where the chili is hot, the porta-potties are terrifying, and nobody can explain how the football pick'em tiebreaker works.First, Rafe is getting roasted for his Michael McDonald-inspired National Anthem performance. Apparently, he missed a line, which is impressive considering he's been practicing this punishment all week. With one final performance remaining, his confidence is officially hanging by a thread.Meanwhile, Rafe and Riz are tied at the bottom of the football pick'em standings, and the punishment wheel is waiting. Lern is sitting pretty at the top, and a new potential punishment called the West County Mall Walker is already being discussed. Nothing says athletic excellence like a group of radio personalities power-walking through a shopping mall.Then we head to the Belleville Chili Cook-Off, where Rafe spent his weekend sampling an alarming number of chili creations. We're talking cinnamon rolls IN chili, chili-cheese-dog pizza topped with Fritos, and enough spicy food to make a portable toilet file for workers' compensation.But the real nightmare comes from a listener's story about a phone falling into a porta-potty at the festival.And somebody actually went in after it.With a trash bag over their arm.At a chili cook-off.That is either the greatest act of friendship ever recorded or a decision that should immediately disqualify you from owning a smartphone.Naturally, this funny podcast turns into a heated debate about how much money it would take to reach into a festival toilet, whether a recovered phone could ever truly be sanitized, and why trading it in should probably require a hazardous-materials disclosure.Rafe also discovers that Belleville might be the unofficial vaping capital of America. Between giant vape devices, clouds of mystery fruit flavor, and an actual vape vending machine, the crew starts imagining a future where nicotine delivery systems require backpack straps and their own power supply.Back in St. Louis, The Rizzuto Show is celebrating its Cardinal Glennon Children's Hospital fundraiser with billboard-signing events around town. Unfortunately, when Riz sees the giant promotional photo up close, he becomes convinced his teeth are roughly the size of a refrigerator.Lern notices the Rolex. Moon notices everybody's imperfections. Rafe compares Riz's bottom teeth to popcorn kernels. And Riz politely requests that nobody color in his enormous billboard smile.A reasonable request from a man whose face is about to be displayed over a major highway.Then the gang gets into Halloween decorating season. Lern and Tim are building a skeleton-filled masterpiece, Rafe has access to a suspicious surplus of skeletons, and Riz's current decorations appear to consist mostly of leaves that fell there naturally.The conversation shifts to how well people actually know their neighbors, a ranking that puts St. Louis near the bottom for neighborliness, and whether you should ever trust a complete stranger with your car keys.Rafe shares a story about someone at Blues City Deli offering to repark a friend's Jeep simply to keep it from getting hit. Lern sees a beautiful example of community spirit. Riz sees the beginning of a police report.From questionable sports picks and ridiculous anthem performances to chili experiments, bathroom disasters, giant teeth and neighborhood trust issues, this funny podcast is everything you've come to expect from Riz, Moon, Lern, Rafe and King Scott.Come for Michael McDonald. Stay for the chili. And for the love of everything sanitary, leave your phone outside the porta-potty.It's The Rizzuto Show — the funny podcast where St. Louis stories, sarcastic humor and spectacularly bad decisions somehow become a perfectly acceptable morning.Follow The Rizzuto Show → linktr.ee/rizzshow for more from your favorite daily comedy show.Connect with The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast online → 1057thepoint.com/RizzShow.Hear The Rizz Show daily on the radio at 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio in St. Louis, MO.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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