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Ditka Mustaches And Twisty Tooth Magoo

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Frosted tips are making a comeback, Mike Ditka mustaches are taking over the studio, and somebody at the Belleville Chili Cook-Off just performed the most disgusting phone rescue in St. Louis history.Welcome to The Rizzuto Show, where nostalgia is dangerous, celebrity gossip gets personal, and apparently no smartphone is worth leaving behind. Even when it's floating in a festival toilet.First, we're traveling back to 1998 because frosted tips are officially fashionable again. Riz, Moon, Lern and Rafe revisit the glory days of bleached hair, shell necklaces, chunky highlights, cargo pants and boy-band hairstyles that should've stayed buried with our old CD collections.Guy Fieri suddenly looks like a visionary, Justin Timberlake's ramen-noodle hair gets another trial in the court of public opinion, and Moon admits his own frosted tips were basically an accidental result of growing out bleached hair.Then it's time for Sexy Time Fun Facts, where Riz explains the dating insecurities men supposedly don't care about. From imperfect makeup and texting first to ordering a real meal on a date, the crew debates relationship expectations, attraction and why anybody is still pretending a side salad counts as dinner.Things get even more ridiculous when the conversation turns to the supposed science of attractiveness. Sunglasses, red lipstick, cologne, facial hair and teeth all get examined. Unfortunately, Rafe's inability to grow a proper beard leads to accusations that his ancestors belonged to an ancient tribe of peaceful, weak-chinned ladder carriers.And that's before everybody starts inspecting his Invisalign.Welcome to the world of Twisty Tooth Magoo.Naturally, this funny podcast also finds time to investigate Tom Cruise's off-center smile, Cristiano Ronaldo's dental transformation and one of the most unfortunate celebrity statues ever created.Meanwhile, the studio gets a special birthday greeting from the late Bob Saget before the crew pays tribute to legendary Chicago Bears coach Mike Ditka.Riz hands out fake Ditka mustaches, everybody immediately looks ridiculous, and Lern discovers she looks exactly like her dad. Rafe struggles with the adhesive, the mustaches start falling apart, and a heartfelt football tribute somehow turns into a low-budget costume party.Then comes celebrity chaos.Kelly Clarkson is caught up in a social media dispute with a Brooklyn specialty shop over a mechanical bird named Molly, a reported $15,000 price tag and accusations of rude customer service. The store and Clarkson tell different versions of what happened, and the crew debates whether a celebrity with millions of followers should publicly call out a small business.From there, the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame gets put on trial.Why aren't Styx, Boston, Kansas, Toto, REO Speedwagon and other classic rock favorites getting the recognition the gang believes they deserve? Should Mötley Crüe be inducted? And why does every conversation about rock history eventually turn into a shouting match?The entertainment gossip continues with Britney Spears, Justin Timberlake, Journey, the Beach Boys, Oasis, Nicolas Cage's concerns about AI in Hollywood, and even Darth Vader's lightsaber.Because nothing says morning radio quite like debating classic rock legends and then immediately discussing the resale value of a weapon from a fictional galaxy.But wait. We still have the Belleville Chili Cook-Off.Rafe spends the weekend sampling an impressive amount of chili, including some questionable culinary combinations. The festival is packed, the temperatures are high, and apparently the entire city has upgraded to vape devices roughly the size of musical instruments.Then Moon shares a listener story that should come with a health department warning.A phone falls into a porta-potty at the chili festival.And somebody goes in after it.With a trash bag over their arm.At a CHILI COOK-OFF.The crew debates whether any phone is worth retrieving from that particular nightmare, how much money it would take to attempt the rescue, and whether a recovered phone should legally be required to disclose its horrifying past.Somewhere, a smartphone trade-in employee just developed a new fear.Rafe also has problems of his own. His Michael McDonald-inspired National Anthem performance missed a lyric, his confidence is crumbling, and the football pick'em punishment wheel is looming.Riz and Rafe are battling to avoid last place, Lern is enjoying life at the top of the standings, and the possibility of a West County Mall Walker punishment is already creating visions of a very embarrassing public fitness event.Meanwhile, The Rizzuto Show continues supporting Cardinal Glennon Children's Hospital through its October fundraiser and billboard-signing events around St. Louis.Unfortunately, Riz has seen his face blown up to billboard size and is now deeply concerned that his teeth look enormous.Rafe compares them to popcorn kernels. Lern notices the Rolex. Moon notices ...
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