As we enter Kingdom of Ash, part one, one might be scared that we are left with mere embers from a princess who loved her kingdom very much. Our court is rallying unlikely allies, fighting til their last breath, battling enemies – AND EACH OTHER, and trying to save their world from not one, but two Valg menaces. Aelin’s battles are internal, and it may seem like her light is BLINKING (🥺)out… but, by the end of part one, that small flame will become an inferno, and she is herself once more. We’re definitely crying. And as if that wasn’t enough, we’re also crying over Mary Cosby’s loss in the season premiere of Bravo’s The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. Alana is introduced to the housewives and is beginning to form her opinions with no peek into the previous seasons – yet. Suffice to say, she will have a lot more to say soon! And onboard Below Deck Mediterranean, more fires are being stoked as Nathan is confronted by Captain Sandy for his disastrous decisions, and she picks Joe to drive the boat, further fanning the flames. Gen risks a fire by poking Joy with a laundry “mishap”, and she continues stoking fires as she sends *just one* text message. Here’s hoping the yacht will not burn down. Join us next week as we complete this season with part two of Kingdom of Ash by Sarah J Maas. Bring your tissues, we’re not ready for any of it.

🛥️⚓❄️: Reality TV starts at 45:06 if you're joining us in the crew quarters for Bravo’s Below Deck Mediterranean, and feeling the icy reception with the RHOSLC cast.