On this week's episode, the BPM Boys draw a line in the dirt, immediately pave over half of it, and argue which side represents the superior way of life: City or Country! Kirk hails a cab for Team City, declaring the urban jungle mankind's glorious headquarters for culture, cuisine, entertainment, and stores that remain open after 7 goddamn PM. Kraig counters that it's also headquarters for crime, misery, traffic, and paying to park somewhere you never wanted to go in the first place. Instead, he retreats to Team Country, painting a pastoral paradise of fresh air, starry nights, the Milky Way overhead, and enough peaceful solitude to be driven mad by the sound of your own heartbeat. Kirk calls bullshit, describing country living as being bored as hell but with better sunsets, where grabbing dinner becomes an odyssey. Then Kirk coins a new enemy of the people: THE COUNTRY ELITIST, the smug bumpkin who gallops into town to enjoy the city's restaurants, concerts, hospitals, airports, and pro sports before retreating to his holler and declaring cities uninhabitable hellholes. Kraig fires back with the country haymaker: when city people finally crack under the sirens, crowds, rent, and constant smell of somebody else's urine, where do they go to relax? THE COUNTRY! Moderator Jed tries to prevent a civil war while Hung Juror Skyler is left deciding which debater sounds the least unhinged. It's culture vs agriculture, nightlife vs wildlife, Uber Eats vs "we got food at home," and one legendary lifestyle showdown guaranteed to piss off somebody on both sides of the county line...on this metropolitan-meets-milk machine episode of Mass Debate!