An orb from outer space lands in the yard of Evelyn (a James Bond movie bombshell). The effects of the sphere are both miraculous and hedonistic. With this forbidden fruit in her possession, she teams up with her hunky gay best friend Christopher (mash-up author of FRANKENSTEIN AND THE THREE MUSKETEERS) and they hit the road Thelma-and-Louise-style to keep the Deep State from confiscating it.

What lies ahead is a powder keg of decadence and danger—with the fate of mankind hanging in the balance. Drenched in movie references from BRIDE OF FRANKENSTEIN to THE BIRDS, the protagonists’ journey includes a menagerie of hard-boiled misfits, a parade of classic cars and enough steamy action to poach your eyeballs.

This audacious thrill-ride was written by Hollywood filmmaker and showbiz biographer Sam Irvin, director of ELVIRA'S HAUNTED HILLS, DANTE'S COVE, OBLIVION, OUT THERE, GUILTY AS CHARGED; co-executive producer of Bill Condon’s GODS AND MONSTERS; Brian De Palma’s assistant on THE FURY and DRESSED TO KILL; author of KAY THOMPSON: FROM FUNNY FACE TO ELOISE (Simon & Schuster) and I WAS A TEENAGE MONSTER HUNTER! (Knuckle Samwitch Books) which won the Rondo Award for Writer of the Year. His other books include SAM'S TOILET PAPER CAPER! and THE EPIC SAGA BEHIND "FRANKENSTEIN: THE TRUE STORY." Irvin has won 4 more Rondo Awards, and Lifetime Achievement Awards from the Queer Screams Film Festival and DarkFest's Tod Slaughter Awards.

This audio-book is narrated by the author Sam Irvin. Special guest star Brock Yurich (who played "Brex", Kieran Culkin's hunky trainer on SUCCESSION) reads the "About the Author" section at the conclusion of the audio-book.