Dirty Bertie

Meet Dirty Bertie - a boy with nose-pickingly disgusting habits! He's full to bursting with madcap plans and crazy ideas, and if it's trouble you're after, look no further - Bertie's sure to be up to his neck in it!

Dirty Bertie’s facing the shame of losing a dare with Know-All Nick and having to wear his pants to school, playing the part of the dog in the local amateur dramatic society’s production of Oliver! and taking Whiffer to Royston Rich’s birthday party, where Whiffer leaves a very unwelcome present ... Bertie drags a reluctant Whiffer to dog training classes, stink-bombs his sister’s sleepover and rebels against Miss Beansprout’s all-new healthy school dinners. More revolting stories about the world’s grubbiest trouble magnet.

Dirty Bertie - the boy with nose-pickingly disgusting habits - is full to bursting with madcap plans and crazy ideas, and if it’s trouble you’re after, look no further - Bertie’s sure to be up to his neck in that.

Dirty Bertie – the boy with nose-pickingly disgusting habits – is back with another helping of comic chaos! Join Bertie in some hilarious new stories. In Germs! he attempts to catch sister Suzy’s horrible illness, and in Loo! Bertie finds himself desperate to go to the loo while on the school coach. More tales of comic chaos.

Dirty Bertie is back for another helping of comic chaos! Join Bertie as he attempts to reveal grumpy Mr Grouch as a vampire finds himself modelling the latest catwalk fashions and gets a serious scare-cut at the barbers. Then he finds himself in the dog house over his new robot dog, mistakes the Queen for one of his gran’s friends at a royal garden party, and is tricked into getting a girlfriend for the school disco!

Dirty Bertie - the boy with nose-pickingly disgusting habits - is back for another helping of comic chaos!

Join Bertie as he struggles to escape from the clutches of Angela Nicely, attempts to prove that anything Know-All Nick can do, he can do better, and finds himself surrounded by priceless and wobbly relics at a recording of Antiques Today.

Join Bertie as he attempts to bath a rather smelly Whiffer, give Miss Boot the fright of her life on a school trip, enjoys having a sneaky hand in the design for the new school uniform, takes on the challenge of beating Know-all Nick in a sledge race, breaks a revolting world record, and changes the course of history during a battle re-enactment.

Dirty Bertie, the boy with nose-pickingly disgusting habits, is back for another helping of comic chaos! In Pirate! Bertie samples life as a swashbuckling pirate, cooks up a storm in the poshest restaurant in town, and teams up with Dad at the School Sports Day in an attempt to beat Royston Rich! In Scream! Bertie builds his very own haunted house, goes on a wet weekend away with his family and tries to cheat at the spelling bee!

Dirty Bertie - the boy with nose-pickingly disgusting habits - is back for another helping of comic chaos! Join Bertie as he takes Angela Nicely on a dinosaur hunt, bites off more than he can chew at a chocolate factory, and gets into an alarming situation pet-sitting next door's cat! Then he finds himself on the run from a zombified Eugene, discovers a new dance craze, and gets caught up in some monkey business on a trip to the zoo.

Dirty Bertie - the boy with nose-pickingly disgusting habits, madcap schemes and revolting ways. Join Bertie in Aliens! as he encounters aliens in the school playground, takes to the skies at a balloon festival and becomes a modern-day Robin Hood! And in Rats! he crosses paths with a cheeky rodent, takes part in a chaotic cross-country run and tries to get his dog Whiffer to eat healthily - with disastrous results!