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A hilarious new audio collection from best-selling author and entertainer Andy Jones. The funniest collection of rap, rhyme, riddles and poems you've ever heard! An awesome new collection from the best-selling author of The Enormous Book of Hot Jokes for Kool Kids and The Fartionary.

When Tom's girlfriend walks out on him the day before Christmas, he feels humiliated but not necessarily heartbroken. Sadie wasn't, after all, The One. If we're being precise, she was number 85. And so, for reasons that are only mostly wrong, Tom embarks on a mission to bring his number of encounters up to a nice neat 100. Over the course of his quest he sleeps with a colleague, a colleague of a friend, a friend of a friend, a friend of a friend's wife, the estate agent selling his flat, and several more besides.

Andy Jones continues his hilarious journey through the human digestive system and tells you everything you (n)ever wanted to know about burps! Whether they be lady-like hiccups or onion-breath stinkers, burps are an essential part of the human experience. The Burptionary is jam-packed full of belchy facts, gaseous jokes and burp-tastic riddles and rhymes, and is guaranteed to have boys everywhere laughing till they spew.

Jack, the delightful, mischievous, big-hearted hero of so many Newfoundland folktales, is worried about his parents. They aren’t getting any younger; in fact, they’re really quite old. So, Jack and his brothers Bill and Tom decide to set out and find a magic fruit that will make the old young again. Told with the humor, warmth, and sly wit that have made Andy Jones one of Newfoundland’s finest and best-loved storytellers, The Queen of Paradise’s Garden follows Jack on his way to the land of the Queen of Paradise, three miles this side of the end of the world.

Jack o’ Hearts is the top card player in the parish and is feeling pretty sure of himself. When he is challenged to a card game with stakes higher than high by a mysterious green man, well, Jack can’t resist. Sure, he’s never lost a tournament yet, has he? A hilarious reimagining of a traditional Newfoundland folktale, Jack and the Green Man is jam-packed with magic, romance, transformations, impossible tasks, unforgettable characters, a love ballad or two, and the ever-present threat of Jack’s head ending up on a spear.

This time Jack, the “King of Ashes”, spends all his time hove off in the coal box, until one day he shakes off his ashes and sets out on an adventure that includes sneaky robbers, a “famous missing princess with reward attached”, an always-surprising canine sidekick, a royal wedding, a lovelorn rooster-puppet, a conniving ship’s captain, corpses, curses, kisses, a coat, and a whole lot more!

Jack and Mary in the Land of Thieves finds Jack, that everyman of folktales, married to his sweetheart, Mary, the best woman ever born and a mighty fine baker to boot. Their lives are as happy and successful as can be, until an underhanded sea captain and Jack’s own bragging get the better of our hero. Jack is sent at once to work on Slave Islands, and Mary is turned out of house and home. But Mary is resolute and resourceful and has plans to find Jack and restore their fortunes.

Jack and the Manger retells the story of Jesus’ birth as if it were a Newfoundland folktale. It’s all seen through the eyes of Jack, the hero of many a story, who befriends a young couple on their walk to Bethlehem. There’s a bit of "angel talk", some gravel pit camping, an edge-of-your-seat birth drama, and the low-down on how Caesar Augustus’ "count-and-tax plan" brought them all together.

3 original gum flappers discussing current events, music and pop culture. And hip hop.

A show for CFOs, COOs, and operations leaders navigating the rising cost of energy. Host Andy Jones brings together expert guests to break down real-world energy dilemmas, procurement strategies, and how to regain control of unpredictable utility spend. No fluff — just real conversations and actionable insights.

4 happy is centered around being high in the moment and really never thinking about tomorrow and being numb to happiness. 4 happy is funny and truly a best podcast for all the 420 folks that love 420. Andy Davis Jones will discuss conversations about marijuana industry and how people love to be addicted to the substance. 4 happy is a podcast for anyone that loves being happy within the moment even if it means not feeling anything at all. Andy Davis Jones will be asking and answering a lot of questions about the popular 420 drug. Andy Davis Jones will also be discussing how to overcome and ...

Why do farts smell? Which foods make the best bottom burps? What happens if you let one rip in space? All these stinking questions and more will be answered in ... THE FARTIONARY! Andy Jones explodes the farty facts! Find out: - the do's and don'ts of the babbling bottom - why the family that farts together stays together - what to do when Pop goes POP! Plus, discover your farting personality type, learn how to talk your way out of a stinky situation and impress your friends with the funniest fart jokes. The coolest collection of all things farty!

The Best Talk podcast discusses all things related to current world news. The Best Talk is a podcast that discusses all types of content from medicine, politics, and other interesting world news that is shared. Andy Davis Jones will be sharing his thoughts and views on the worldly news headlines. The Best Talk isn't only informative but it is opinionated. The Best Talk brings tough conservations that are being discussed but doing it in a civic and respectful way that makes every person's voice being heard.

The Gay Wire news podcast is a gay news commentary podcast that shares everything related to gay news that is currently trending. The Gay Wire news podcast will discuss all varieties of different topics from sex porn news to gay news in politics to LGBTQ+ nonprofit organization news. The Gay Wire news podcast will discuss all news that is happening within the LGBTQ+ community and make sure that a lot of news that is being talked about is uplifting the LGBTQ+ community. Andy Davis Jones will discuss news stories that every person wants to hear and know about.

The home of spine-tingling "cosy horror", featuring stories by some of the world's greatest writers, performed by the curator and story-teller of the Dangerous Tales library, Andy David Jones.

A bomb detonates inside Capitol Hill during the president‘s State of the Union speech, bringing America to its knees. Left behind to lead the country under the presidential ‘Succession of Power’ laws is an inexperienced junior cabinet member, aided by the only Secret Service agent who foresaw the horrific act. Together, they must calm a shaken nation and bring the terrorists to justice before they strike again, while fighting even more sinister forces at the very heart of government.

While enjoying a tea in a seaside café, a retired Secret Service agent survives an attempt on his life by a man who he’s never seen before. Who was he? And who sent him? The answers send him on an adventure that threatens to expose the British government’s darkest secrets...

My Gay Relationship Life is a show that touches relationship and dating topics and conservations that every LGBTQ+ individual thinks about. Andy Davis Jones will discuss several topics from dating do’s and don't to sex problems that every gay person faces. My Gay Relationship Life is a gay friendly podcast for all generations. Andy Davis Jones is a gay man who brings great humor and great advice that is helpful for all LGBTQ+ individuals in the LGBTQ+ community. My Gay Relationship Life is centered around gay relationship culture expectations that lots of LGBTQ+ individuals always have to ...

For King and Country, Tony Stone is willing to walk away from everything he cares about. His home. His family. The job he loves. But first he has to give up the thing most important to him. His own life. In this breathtaking thriller from Andy Jones, we learn just how far one man is willing to go to be the hero. Even if it means losing everything.

The explosive thriller from Andy Jones, author of "Succession of Power". High treason in Downing Street. The nation faces a secret coup, and only an inexperienced MI5 agent and a journalist with a bad reputation can see it. If they can expose the conspiracy, we stand a chance. If not, the country is doomed.