in this episode I break down mercury retrograde in pisces, tell the story of my 5am apartment flood disaster, unpack a wild tinder text from a man “only in town for one night,” and spiral about modern dating, delusion, and hot girl accountability. we get into drunk movie theater confessions, self growth during retrograde season, spiritual protection, and why sometimes the universe floods your bathroom to force character development.

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mercury retrograde 2026, dating app stories, tinder dating advice, modern dating culture, apartment flood storytime, chaotic podcast, hot girl energy, spiritual self growth, retrograde meaning, funny solo podcast, gen z dating, delusional confidence, main character energy, drunk stories, girl talk podcast, astrology, marty supreme

omg that first episode feeling !! on this ep of messy we’re talking about jacob elordi, wuthering heights, hedonism, the lunar new year, dating in 2026 and so much more! thanks for listening <3