Buckle up, babes! This episode of You're Not My Type, Bro! is loaded with laughs, rants, and real talk you won't hear anywhere else. Your favorite unlikely duo—Theo (the spicy gay educator) and Marko (your brutally honest straight bro)—are back with cocktails in hand and complaints locked and loaded. What's shaking in this week's episode? ✨ Cocktails & Complaints – Marko hilariously comes for Theo in the weekly gripe sesh, but Theo fires back with a drama-filled dry cleaner tale that ends in an emotional twist AND a trip down "Denim Revolution" memory lane. Marko's Mouth – He's got thoughts on women with hairy pits in Birks, and an iconic takedown of the “overweight white dude” uniform (you know the one: backwards hat, sunglasses on the neck, NBA jersey... Tampa? Boston? Yeah, we said it.) Shooting the Sh*t: Big Questions & Bold Opinions Would YOU trade years of your life for millions? Prison payout dilemmas and license plates, oh my. WTF is going on in New York politics? Marco's riled up about socialist promises and city-sponsored groceries. Theo spills tea from a PR firm full of women—is a male HR guy the answer to controlling office drama? ✈️ Flying while fat? A viral video sparks a tough convo about inclusivity, accessibility, and personal responsibility. Ozempic & the death of plus-size fashion – Are GLP1s rewriting body standards? Save Hollywood – We're begging: no more reboots. Give us something original already! This episode dives into those “can we talk about this?” moments—unfiltered, unafraid, and always from the heart (with a splash of tequila). These convos aren't about canceling—they're about connecting.

Welcome to “You're Not My Type, Bro” — “The Gay Episode” — Marko and Theo dive into juicy topics ranging from spiritual awakenings and foot fetishes to car rants and queer dating dynamics. Nothing's off-limits.

✨ Episode Highlights:

• Spiritual Overload: Theo vents about Payton's full-on spiritual transformation — from fluoride-free water to toothpaste drama.

• Açaí Spot Meltdown: Marko has a traumatizing run-in with a "crunchy granola girl" that sparks a convo on beauty standards and grooming.

• Top or Bottom? Theo puts Marko to the test: can he guess Theo's sexual role based on personality alone?

• Gay Community Realness: From body types and labels to what actually turns them on — including Theo's love for pretty faces and Marko's massive foot fetish.

• The “Gay Handshake”: Can sex lead to friendship? The guys compare queer and straight dating dynamics and whether bridges always need to be burned.

Expect wild honesty, deep friendship, and zero filter.

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On this week's You're Not My Type, Bro, Theo and Marko are dragging networks, debating sexual ethics, and getting real about identity. Buckle up. TV Tantrums & HBO Flops Theo GOES IN on the embarrassment that was The Last of Us S2 and the messy chaos of White Lotus S3. Marko agrees: HBO Max is spiraling. Game of Thrones? “A joke.” BUT... Marko's got a gem for you — Tulsa King with Stallone is “surprisingly lit.” Sexual Harassment Training Woes Marko calls out the absurdity of mandatory courses — too long, too corporate, too fake. Nightclubs vs. office jobs = very different vibes Would You Steal to Stay Alive? Our Shooting the Shit segment gets intense: Would YOU rob a pharmacy to afford a life-saving $25k pill? Theo & Marko say HELL YES — and Marko shares some wild broke-boy confessions ‍❤️‍‍ Would You Date a Trans Person? A deep convo sparked by Sophia Gascon and TS Madison Marko admits attraction before knowing, Theo presses on surgery, and they both explore identity, attraction, and perception. Is femininity exaggerated? Are trans women “more feminine”? The takes are spicy. Listeners — they wanna know: Would YOU date a trans person? Don't miss this messy, real, and ridiculously honest episode. You've been warned.