Gunter kicks off the episode with a callback to the infamous Penises and Popsicles episode—but this time she’s bringing a new workplace theory to the table. Apparently, we now know why some men walk funny… and yes, it’s related to the Big Feet Theory. Marshall isn’t buying it, of course, and a heated debate follows.

Marshall proudly references past episodes (his favorite pastime) and sprinkles in puns like seasoning. With the Diddy trial in the headlines, they dive into a very Northern Aggression-style discussion of what legally constitutes sex trafficking. Marshall’s legal advice? “Buy dinner first.”

Naturally, Marshall goes off about how language constantly changes to make people feel better. BMI comes up, but not in the way you’d expect, and Marshall tosses out some random historical facts while mid-rant—as one does.

In a moment of accidental honesty, Marshall admits he knows way more about 90 Day Fiancé than he should. Then we’re back on a cruise ship, where Marshall just can’t handle how people use elevators.

And of course, no episode is complete without a final rage spiral: this time, it’s about people not knowing English.

It’s legal drama, elevator etiquette, and linguistic meltdowns—just another ride through Marshall’s brain.