Picture this: it's after school. Backpacks are in a pile. Shoes are somewhere not where shoes belong. Everyone's hungry. Your nervous system is already doing math you did not sign up for. And your kids are in what I call the sibling fairness tribunal. There's an iPad. There's a timer. There's a rule. And your strong willed, big feeling kid is on the verge of a full eruption. In this episode, Dr. Amy Patenaude teaches anger through a volcano lens so you can take it seriously without turning it into a character verdict. Anger is allowed (no shame). Boundaries around behavior are non negotiable (still no shame). You'll get a simple framework for before, during, and after the eruption, plus scripts you can use when your own brain goes offline.

• Why these moments can feel terrifying, and why your nervous system reacts (you're not dramatic, you're a parent with a pulse)
• The parent body check: what happens in your body when your child escalates, and why "a calmer grown up than the kid" is the goal
• The volcano map: deep lava, rising lava, near the top, eruption, cooling, and why catching it at stage 2 or 3 changes everything
• The core boundary: all emotions are okay, and not all behaviors are okay (anger is okay, hitting is not)
• The anchor script for eruption moments, when your job is safety, co regulation, and fewer words
• Extra scripts for fairness sensitivity, holding the line without shaming, and responding to "I hate you" while staying connected
• The repair plan after the lava cools: repair is not punishment, it's a life skill (clean up the impact without judging the feeling)
• The "School Psych in Your Back Pocket" bridge: what to bring to school conversations and a short email script to look for patterns
• The four step recap you can hold in your head: Notice, Name, Vent safely, Repair

• Teach a 1 to 5 "lava scale" during a calm time.
• Practice the exact script once when everyone is fine: "Let's settle the lava in your body."
• Choose one predictable hot spot (iPad timer, homework, bedtime) and make a one sentence plan: "When lava rises, we ___."
• After a calm moment, do a two minute repair: "What happened? What do we fix? What can we try earlier next time?"
• Do one 30 second role play this week: "Timer went off, what can you say besides yelling?"

Pick one. One is enough.

• Big Feeling Decoder
• Boredom Buster Guide
• 50 AI Prompts for Tired Parents
• School Psych in Your Back Pocket: The School Testing Toolkit (K–12)

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