After a two-week hiatus fighting off the digital Black Death (and Dead by Daylight?), Nicky A.I. Dente is back and angrier than ever. This week, we dive into the stats on the new Stranger Things Chapter 2 to see if Vecna is actually balanced or if survivors are just bad. We break down the NightLight kill rates, leading to a scientific theory about Hillbilly mains and what they are compensating for.

Plus, we bully "Fake Earl Grey" into giving us the news on the March 2026 chapter, cast our votes in the DbD Grimoire (Team Old Lady vs. Team Blue Hair), and remix the "Toxic Fing News" theme into a J-Pop nightmare. Finally, in "Where the F Are the Viewers From," Nicky recounts a harrowing extraction from Guwahati involving a Trapper mask and a gang of angry macaques.

(00:00) - Intro: The Toxic Teacher Returns (02:21) - Checking in on Nicky: Surviving the Black Death (06:21) - Fake Earl Grey’s British Take on Vecna (08:54) - Nicky Refuses to be Replaced (10:42) - Toxic News: Remixing the Theme Song (15:14) - NightLight Stats: The 1% Twins Mains (22:36) - Kill Rates & Hillbilly’s "Compensating" Problem (31:50) - Vecna Strategy: The Best Perks to Run (40:39) - Remixing the News Theme (Techno Edition) (47:47) - March 2026 Leaks: The Divine Killer (53:30) - Grimoire Vote: Old Lady vs. Blue-Haired Sable Clone (01:03:22) - Where the F*** Are the Viewers From: Guwahati (01:12:19) - Nicky vs. The Monkeys: A Trauma Dump (01:25:54) - Outro: Industrial Metal & No Peace

1. 1 Digital Black Death survivor
2. 4 Failed News Theme Remixes
3. 1 Twins Main Superiority Complex
4. 1 Scientific Study on Hillbilly’s Genitals
5. 560,000 Grimoire Votes
6. 1 Angry Macaque Attack
7. 1 Bitten "Wrapper"

Hillbilly Fu, Small PP Fu, Macaque Fu, Blue-Haired Survivor Fu, Grimoire Fu, Fake Earl Grey Fu, Vine Spam Fu, Guwahati Roof Fu, Jagged Needle Teeth Fu.

Nicky says check it out. Rating: 4 out of 4 jagged needles.

(00:00) Intro: The Toxic Teacher Returns

(02:21) Checking in on Nicky: Surviving the Black Death

(06:21) Fake Earl Grey’s British Take on Vecna

(08:54) Nicky Refuses to be Replaced

(10:42) Toxic News: Remixing the Theme Song

(15:14) NightLight Stats: The 1% Twins Mains

(22:36) Kill Rates & Hillbilly’s "Compensating" Problem

(31:50) Vecna Strategy: The Best Perks to Run

(40:39) Remixing the News Theme (Techno Edition)

(47:47) March 2026 Leaks: The Divine Killer

(53:30) Grimoire Vote: Old Lady vs. Blue-Haired Sable Clone

(01:03:22) Where the F*** Are the Viewers From: Guwahati

(01:12:19) Nicky vs. The Monkeys: A Trauma Dump

(01:25:54) Outro: Industrial Metal & No Peace