Agent 95 does his first ever podcast, Christmas in The Castle, reading the story of Candleloriam, the cursed tree, evidently unaware that he is caught in a time loop.

The episode art shows the cursed tree Candleloriam, in the background of the balcony in Carcosa in the Principality of Wavewrack and Fog, where Clarissa is evidently lounging about.

In this episode Agent 95 reads some parody poems on the subject of Batman, as well as prodding Agent 59 exactly how he manages to always have the appropriate cards ready for communicating with him.

Our Narrator has once again been left to his own devices, as Agent 59 is out somewhere about. He has been tasked with reading one of various satirical stories published in an online publication called The Haven but decides not to, preferring instead to read descriptions of the stories and then continue on with his explorations of the castle.

Some profanity, found in one of the stories is uttered.

Agent 95, recuperating from the recent death of his friend has decided to do this week as a very professional outing and pretty much manages to do so with only minimal weirdness from Agent 59. He reads some poems from Illuminati Ganga, including a Prufrock Parody with Cyberpunk overtones, and a translation of the twenty third psalm that emphasizes some dystopian aspects, and a fanciful poem named Tempo which anthropomorphizes some musical instruments and makes a love song between a Gypsy Guitar, and an Ocarina.

Personal tragedy strikes Agent 95 who retreats into work, reading a Eastern European fantasy noir assassination story named "The Story of U." taken from the book The Vaults of Fug

The story and the book are mentioned, which seems fair being from Illuminati Ganga, but so as to not have any complaints we will describe it as promotional content.

Agent 95 is happy to report that his lawyer is going to get him out of the iron-clad contract locking him in to do the podcasts, and because he is on his own this week he decides to do a little tour of the castle and tell you a bit about what things are like.

In this second episode Agent 95 reads the Illuminati Ganga text "We Liberated the Land", sees Agent 81, albeit shortly and with a creepy blood red mask on

The inaugural episode, our narrator, Agent 95 of Illuminati Ganga has driven to an out of the way castle, been offered a lot of money to do podcasts, meets his assistant Agent 59, and for his first podcast he reads a lovely little holiday classic about a magical Christmas tree.

Everything goes smoothly.