You do that again and I will send you off into the abyss with that harpoon.

Back into the lair, the party is waylaid by bulettes, perytons, and something even more sinister: incompetence. Will they win their race against The John Johnson?

Probably not.

!! Content Warnings !!

• 00:57:10 Parental neglect
• 01:02:50 Abduction
• 01:16:00 Depictions of gore

== CREDITS ==

Cast:

• Patrick Perini, GM
• Caustic Phoenix as Cal Ironwater
• Cinderblocksally as Weevil Woebringer
• Craig Pate as Odion Osprey-Heronshaw
• Emily Greymoore as Arianna Floridia “Flo” Osprey II
• Cleo Birch as Ferrin Whel IV

Crew:

• Sabrina Ortiz, Producer
• Nick Plaisance, Lorekeeper
• Renee Juneau, Chronicler
• Mason Allan, Game Design Consultant
• Sayer Roberts, Composer
• Callahan Bevilacqua, Dialogue Editor
• Colin Epstein, Writer

System:

• Tales of the Valiant by Kobold Press

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I didn’t expect to many convoluted connections. I just thought we were gonna go adventuring.

After a cataclysmic flood, our heroes have to reckon with what’s really important to them. Honor. Gold. Drugs. Will this adventure give them what they want?

Probably not.

!! Content Warnings !!

• 00:33:55 Physical intimidation
• 00:40:55 Gaslighting. Physical abuse. Sexism
• 01:30:35 Deceptive/coercive contracts

== CREDITS ==

Cast:

• Patrick Perini, GM
• Caustic Phoenix as Cal Ironwater
• Cinderblocksally as Weevil Woebringer
• Craig Pate as Odion Osprey-Heronshaw
• Emily Greymoore as Arianna Floridia “Flo” Osprey II
• Cleo Birch as Ferrin Whel IV

Crew:

• Sabrina Ortiz, Producer
• Nick Plaisance, Lorekeeper
• Renee Juneau, Chronicler
• Mason Allan, Game Design Consultant
• Sayer Roberts, Composer
• Callahan Bevilacqua, Dialogue Editor
• Colin Epstein, Writer

System:

• Tales of the Valiant by Kobold Press

Follow us on Bluesky @uepodca.st

All I wanted was for someone to care. The only people who ever did were paid to.

Magic items. Level ups. New legend. Our heroes return triumphant from the lair and immediately prepare for the next leg of our adventure. Will they stay sober for the duration?

Probably not.

!! Content Warnings !!

• 00:16:50 Peer pressure (drugs)
• 00:54:45 Memory loss (drugs)
• 00:58:45 Parental neglect mentioned
• 01:31:15 Depictions of self-harm
• 01:35:25 Loss of self-governance
• 01:42:00 Natural disaster aftermath

== CREDITS ==

Cast:

• Patrick Perini, GM
• Caustic Phoenix as Cal Ironwater
• Cinderblocksally as Weevil Woebringer
• Craig Pate as Odion Osprey-Heronshaw
• Emily Greymoore as Arianna Floridia “Flo” Osprey II
• Cleo Birch as Ferrin Whel IV
• Aram Vartian as The Dream Devil

Crew:

• Sabrina Ortiz, Producer
• Nick Plaisance, Lorekeeper
• Renee Juneau, Chronicler
• Mason Allan, Game Design Consultant
• Sayer Roberts, Composer
• Callahan Bevilacqua, Dialogue Editor
• Colin Epstein, Writer

System:

• Tales of the Valiant by Kobold Press

Follow us on Bluesky @uepodca.st