What would Neil Patrick Harris do if he met Topanga? Ally and Elissa are not in Chicago...Topics include shark bites, Boy Meets World, "hating girls" trend, our characters. Digressions include dogs vs cats, being children, Perry the platypus, the lack of an improv suggestion.

What would Neil Patrick Harris do if he was swamped with essays?

Topics include musical theatre, our future dog, money, cows.

Digressions include child actors, Into The Woods, us being awful adults, our future chore chart.

What would Neil Patrick Harris do if he was guilted into buying a muffin?

Topics include our obsession with Shaggy-looking things, children, things to do in Chicago, groundhogs.

Digressions include a particularly nasty Scooby Doo review, Ally's aspirations to be a naturalist, us being huge nerds.

What would Neil Patrick Harris do at a college basketball game? Topics include Madagascar 2 being propaganda, public transportation, the Jo Bros, narwhals. Digressions include concerts, Elissa's limit test with Ally, and we affirm Ally's dad.

What would Neil Patrick Harris do if he had heartburn as bad as Elissa does?

Topics include Diana: The Musical: a follow-up, the consequences of being a theatre kid, periods, Elissa's heartburn, monkeys. 

Digressions include, upcoming movies, our lives in Chicago, "Thicc Boi" the Christmas tree.

What would Neil Patrick Harris do if he was Julius Caesar? Today we look through our notes app, talk about Diana: The Musical, the royals, and shrews. Digressions include Elissa's soothing voice, Kermit the Frog, first kisses, our impressions of white men, and Kung Fu Panda.

You Could've Just Said Horse... Topics include Neil Patrick Harris, the newly-wed game, dogs playing poker, "stallions". Digressions include the south, The Tony Awards, Andy Grammar.