Author and screenwriter Chris Hauty joined us to discuss his latest thriller, Dead Ringer, which imagines a conspiracy around the JFK assassination—and if you think you’ve heard it all before on this topic, we assure you this novel will take you somewhere you were not expecting. Chris shared his surprising influences and offered insights about where Hollywood and book publishing overlap (and where they don’t).

Then, we ponder why books are such popular gifts when they’re actually rather fraught as an item to give someone else. What if they don’t like it? Or don’t even like books? Or you’re trying too hard? Or … what if we’re overthinking this topic. Hmm.

Dead Ringer by Chris Hauty is out now.

Works cited this episode:

Crossroads by Jonathan Franzen

Notes of a Dirty Old Man, Charles Bukowski

Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, dir. Quentin Tarantino

Sniper: Ultimate Kill, dir. Claudio Fäh

Three Days of the Condor, dir. Sydney Pollack

Winter’s Bone, dir. Debra Granik

Winter’s Bone, Daniel Woodrell

The Da Vinci Code, Dan Brown

The Gift, Lewis Hyde

“The Gift of the Magi,” O. Henry

Profiles in Courage, John F. Kennedy

Kon-Tiki, Thor Heyerdahl

Jurassic Park, Michael Crichton

Dog Man, Dav Pilkey

Our Share of Night, Mariana Enriquez

Sister Sinner: The Miraculous Life and Mysterious Disappearance of Aimee Semple McPherson, Claire Hoffman

They Flew: A History of the Impossible, Carlos Eire

Why? The Purpose of the Universe, Philip Goff

The Nickel Boys, Colson Whitehead

“Don’t Buy Me Books,” Katherine Marciniak, Bookriot

All those “best books of the year” lists are bogus marketing material that flattens the distinct reading experience that any individual brings to a book they interact with. We tore apart the very concept of those lists in this episode. Then we shared our own Best Books list! Hypocrisy, or nuanced ability to delicately balance competing perspectives? Eh.

Also, what is Author X up to with that crummy novel they released this year? Blind and not-so-blind items on the year’s worst books.

Works cited this episode:

Books We Love, National Public Radio

100 Notable Books of 2025, The New York Times

Sunshine on the Reaping, Suzanne Collins

Audition, Katie Mitamura

Spent, Alison Bechdel

“In Defense of the Traditional Review,” Richard Brody, The New Yorker

Luminous, Silvia Park

Audition, Pip Adam

Terrestrial History, Joe Mungo Reed

What We Can Know, Ian McEwan

The Three-Body Problem, Cixin Liu

Shadow Ticket, Thomas Pynchon

Of Monsters and Mainframes, Barbara Truelove

The Merge, Grace Walker

Severance, created by Dan Erickson

Severance, Ling Ma

The Unveiling, Quan Barry

Will There Ever Be Another You, Patricia Lockwood

Bind Me Tighter Still, Lara Ehrlich

Old Soul, Susan Barker

Metallic Realms, Lincoln Michel

Pale Fire, Vladimir Nabokov

Alchemised, SenLinYu

We’re back with more Short Stories We Love, after Nathan scoured the literary mags to find writers who deserve a closer look. Short stories aren’t just for The New Yorker! In this episode, Joey Hedger brings us a tale of cancer and terrible liqueur; Glenn Clifton joins from Canada with a story of viral infamy and relationships; and Patricia Q. Bidar shares an ode to her hometown featuring a massive explosion.

“Her Jesus Year” by Joey Hedger is in HAD

“What You Are Looking For Is What Is Looking” by Glenn Clifton is in The Ex-Puritan

“Port Town” by Patricia Q. Bidar is in Waxwing

Works cited this episode:

No One is Talking About This, Patricia Lockwood Deliver Thy Pigs, Joey Hedger "Bottom’s Dream," Glenn Clifton "Finding the Form," Glenn Clifton "Al Roosten," George Saunders The Circle, Dave Eggers Spaceballs, dir. Mel Brooks The Jetsons, Hanna-Barbera So You’ve Been Publicly Shamed, Jon Ronson Baywatch, created by Michael Berk, Douglas Schwartz, and Gregory J. Bonann "T Rex," Patricia Q. Bidar

We had a great time welcoming writer Amber Sparks to the show and discussing her new novel Happy People Don’t Live Here, which features a girl detective, abusive men, ghosts, a mermaid, and what it means to keep your love for someone alive long after they — or you — are gone. Amber is conflicted about the idea of Virginia Woolf using social media and, like several guests before her, stands up for the unjustly maligned second person POV.

Then, we do a deep dive on We Love You, Bunny, this year’s follow-up to Mona Awad’s cult hit novel Bunny. We are unanimous in our belief that it is both sequel and prequel, which is both interesting and problematic.

Amber Sparks' books can be found on her website, she can be followed on BlueSky, and her story "Your Life in Parties" is in the Substack literary Journal Short Story Long.

Works cited this episode:

Alice in Wonderland, Lewis Carroll House of Leaves, Mark Z. Danielewski And I Do Not Forgive You, Amber Sparks Self-Help, Lorrie Moore The Secret History, Donna Tartt The Theory of Everything, dir. James Marsh Dead Poets Society, dir. Peter Weir Babel, R.F. Kuang Katabasis, R.F. Kuang Bunny, Mona Awad Heathers, dir. Michael Lehmann Mean Girls, dir. Mark Waters The Breakfast Club, dir. John Hughes The Craft, dir. Andrew Fleming Blob, Maggie Su A Game of Thrones, George R.R. Martin The Lost World, Michael Crichton The President is Missing, Bill Clinton and James Patterson The Hardy Boys series, Franklin W. Dixon/The Stratemeyer Syndicate

We sat down with Jason Diamond, bookish man about town and author of Kaplan’s Plot, a multigenerational Jewish gangster saga in bookstores now. He made a strong case for Chicago as a literary city and for not forgetting the immigrant experience in your ancestry. Then, we pull back the curtain on back-of-the-book blurbs and other publicity tactics. “Riveting!” — Stephen King

Works Cited

The Adventures of Augie March, Saul Bellow Humboldt’s Gift, Saul Bellow The Middlesteins, Jami Attenberg The Lazarus Project, Aleksandar Hemon The House on Mango Street, Sandra Cisneros Native Son, Richard Wright The Big Sleep, Raymond Chandler The Bear, created by Christopher Storer Chicago Fire, created by Derek Haas and Michael Brandt The Man with the Golden Arm, Nelson Algren See Friendship, Jeremy Gordon The Godfather, Part II, dir. Francis Ford Coppola The Castle, Franz Kafka The Trial, Franz Kafka It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, created by Rob McElhenney We Love You Bunny, Mona Awad The Footprints of God, Greg Iles Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell, Susanna Clarke Merriam-Webster’s Collegiate Dictionary, Tenth Edition

We’re feeling spooky with horror author Kyle Winkler, back to discuss his latest novel, the creepy and horrifying Enter the Peerless, which starts with a private investigator trying to figure out what happened to a bunch of people who went into an abandoned trailer and never came out. Always a thoughtful and fun guest, Kyle gives us some insight into his process for this novel while establishing a mind-meld with Nathan over possible Halloween costumes.

Plus, Mason overreacts to an upcoming novel being based on the Faust myth, and demands a moratorium on Faust retellings. Will the literary establishment take note?

Enter the Peerless by Kyle Winkler is out now.

Works Cited this episode:

Moby-Dick, Herman Melville Treasure Island, Robert Louis Stevenson Pride and Prejudice, Jane Austen Women in Love, D.H. Lawrence Middlemarch, George Eliot “The Raven,” Edgar Allan Poe The Return of the Native, Thomas Hardy The Mayor of Casterbridge, Thomas Hardy Far from the Madding Crowd, Thomas Hardy Jude the Obscure, Thomas Hardy Love in the Time of Cholera, Gabriel Garcia Marquez Jack Reacher books, Lee Child Being John Malkovich, dir. Spike Jonze Suttree, Cormac McCarthy The Road, Cormac McCarthy The Grapes of Wrath, John Steinbeck The Game, dir. David Fincher The School of Night, Karl Ove Knausgaard The Tragical History of the Life and Death of Doctor Faustus, Christopher Marlowe Faust, Charles Gounod The Devil’s Advocate, dir. Taylor Hackford Devil’s Contract: The History of the Faustian Bargain, Ed Simon The Spanish Tragedy, Thomas Kyd Dark Renaissance, Stephen Greenblatt The Winter of our Discontent, John Steinbeck Ulysses, James Joyce The French Lieutenant’s Woman, John Fowles Paradise Lost, John Milton The Tragedy of Romeo and Juliet, William Shakespeare Warm Bodies, dir. Jonathan Levine Coriolanus, William Shakespeare The Tragedy of Hamlet Prince of Denmark, William Shakespeare Titanic, dir. James Cameron Clueless, dir. Amy Heckerling Hamlet 2, Andrew Fleming The Epic of Gilgamesh The Odyssey, Homer Spawn, Todd McFarland

The first in an occasional series focusing on short stories we found in various journals, and interviews with those authors. Short stories don't get much love outside of The New Yorker or MFA workshops, but they should! Many of them are incredible. Our guests include writers Billy Irving, Kelly Magee, and Kit McGuire.

Works cited this episode:

Alyoshenka legend Nine Stories, J.D. Salinger “The Sound of Thunder,” Ray Bradbury “The Lady or the Tiger,” Frank R. Stockton There is no Antimemetics Division, qntm “The Neighborhood,” Kelly Magee

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We knew Zuck was a fan of the podcast. We didn’t know he would go so far as to dig up our old articles and use them, along with a million other books, to train Meta’s AI. Oh, you say he didn’t do it himself, and maybe it’s not stealing (legal opinions pending)? This may be true, or it may just be a topic we debate on this episode. Plus: We review the novel Luminous, by Silvia Park, a touching story of humans seeking connection in a world where robots walk among us.